Why won’t Trump be able enter the White House on January 21st?
The Trump White House is so polite these days.
Everyone there is saying “Pardon me” all the time now.
If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....
Does this make it a chicken coup?
Why can't Trump come back into the white house?
Why is the White House so filthy?
Because there's hasn't been a hoover in the White House since 1933.
When i heared that they removed Trump from the white house after realizing he probably wasn't the right man for the job..
..all i could do was shake my head and mumble... "Unpresidented"
A white-tail keeps showing up at our house doing tricks, trying to impress us to get food...
The only reason I am voting for Elizabeth Warren is that she will bring stability to the White House. She will never be impeached.
She comes with a warranty.
Did you know a white-tail deer can jump higher than the average house?
This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.
The press found out their is a secret vegetable garden in the White House.
The White House leaks made headlines.
Donald and Melania Trump Invite Hillary and Bill Clinton to a tour of their redecorated white house.
Donald wants to show off how he changed everything since Bill was president. he shows them all the golden oval office and wants to show Hillary his new situation room and leads her out leaving Bill and Melania alone.
After a few minutes Donald and Hillary return to find Bill and Melania having sex on his desk.
Hillary shouts "Bill how could you!?"
Bill turns and says "Let's be honest this isn't the first time that you caught me having sex in the oval office. At least this time it's with the first lady."
The Red House is 4th from the left, and the Blue House is 8th from the right. Where's the White House?
Burglars have found a way to breach the White House without getting caught.
It was a breakthrough for them.
Did you know FDR had a naked sea snake as a White House pet?
He called it the nude eel.
In February 1989, dogs were banned from the White House until January 1993.
They kept peeing on the Bushes and chasing the Quayles.
Which patriotic singing telegram service would Donald Trump hire for the White House?
After all the hand-wringing, criticism and 24-hour coverage, Anthony Scaramucci ended up only holding his new job in the White House for a single week...
...It was Mooch ado about nothing.
Did you hear about the emergency baby delivery in the White House bakery?
That kid's American, born in bread.
Why does the White House not have complimentary pens?
Because Trump is bringing his own Pence.
Why is Obama taking all the writing instruments out of the White House?
Because Trump is bringing his own Pence
What phone line does the White House send its official press releases from now?
A chef was invited to the white house to cook breakfast for the president. Before he started though, he was given some words of wisdom by the president himself....
What do you call a fat round orange under pressure in the White House?
Orange juice for Trump's breakfast.
Why can’t Trump go to the White House?
Why can’t Donald trump have the White House
Trump can’t go to white house anymore coz it’s for-biden
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