It’s the time of year for gift giving, just don’t use the term β€˜white elephant’

It’s racist, they prefer to be called Republicans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benderismylord
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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At a white elephant gift exchange...

...my dad received some tea from Teavana. He commented how he wanted to glue it to his shirt to make a "tea-shirt."

(Alas, it was eventually stolen.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capri1722
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2015
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Punsmiths, I need you!

Our annual white elephant party is coming, and I want to make a gift for someone named Joel. Last year was a mug with a β€œHoly Joely Christmas” design. What Christmas-themed β€œJoel” puns ya got?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/octoflex717
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2021
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My dad always said I was gifted

He never plays White Elephant anymore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neigh_Blis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2021
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After a lifetime of hilariously corny puns, and silly jokes, my dad has definitely rubbed off on me.

Last night my dad was showing me a gift he picked up for our annual white elephant gift exchange with the family at my grandparents house. It was a large wooden Reindeer, with Christmas light and decorations painted on it, and huge, baby-like eyes. This is how the conversation went. Dad: "I don't think it's too bad. It's kind of different, but not a bad present." Me: "It was a good gift, I don't think it's bad at all. It's enDEERing!" He smiles, gives me an overdramatic groan and eye-roll, and then high-fives me. I love my dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SourGrape_Snape
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2013
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