White elephant gift exchange Puns

...my dad received some tea from Teavana. He commented how he wanted to glue it to his shirt to make a "tea-shirt."

(Alas, it was eventually stolen.)

My friends and I were doing a white Elephant gift exchange. My friend hosting the party told us to bring "a gift under $10".

I took a picture of a present sitting under a 10 dollar bill, and framed it.

Last night my dad was showing me a gift he picked up for our annual white elephant gift exchange with the family at my grandparents house. It was a large wooden Reindeer, with Christmas light and decorations painted on it, and huge, baby-like eyes. This is how the conversation went. Dad: "I don't think it's too bad. It's kind of different, but not a bad present." Me: "It was a good gift, I don't think it's bad at all. It's enDEERing!" He smiles, gives me an overdramatic groan and eye-roll, and then high-fives me. I love my dad.