When it's time to retire that cutlery set
You know, it's seriously impressive that Beethoven wrote such beautiful and moving music, when all the time he was
A dog
when it's time for bed does jeff bezos put his pajamazon?
What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?
He goes undercover.
when I'm having a nice sleep a paid employee comes over to gently nudge me and remind me that it's time to get up.
Man,these beds in IKEA are very comfortable!
The only time incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
Credit my uncle, who is an uncle joking but not making uncle jokes. A dad-joker but not my dad.
Its getting that time of year when it's so cold....
....people are starting to wear 2 pairs of pyjamas to Walmart.
What did the pin hole camera say when the SLR camera asked about it's aperature and exposure time when taking a picture?
Do I shutter?
What does an ent do when it's time for spring?
It leaves
What do female robots use when it's that time of the month?
ipads.
It's time to do laundry when ain't got drawers in your drawers.
Guess it's time I tell everyone what I did when I heard about the nuclear deal in the Middle East
Iran
I'm a dad now, and I have a nine month old daughter. When I put her in her 12 hour diaper for the night, I say: "It's time to put on your night diaper...
...like Sir Lancelot wore when he was a baby."
As a soldier, when I know it's time to leave, I want get moving ASAP, but my commanding officer always says.....
... that we eat first and March 2nd.
You know it's time for the dentist when it's...
2:30
When I was little, my dad would ask me and all my friends this one. It took me a long time to realize it made no sense, but he still (15+ years later) insists that it's completely logical.
Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: One of the legs is both the same.
What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed ?
He goes undercover.
What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?
He goes under cover
What does the cop do when it's bed time?
He goes undercover.
