What is the opposite of Ladies fingers?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
What is the smelliest kind of ox?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
I went to a job interview today and the interviewer asked me "what is your greatest weakness?". I said "I am too honest"
He said "I don't think that's a weakness"
"Well I don't give a f* what you think"
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︎ Mar 09 2021
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. Nurse asked the rabbit what his blood type is
He replied " I am probably a Type O"
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, whatβs on the outside?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?
The water break...
Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
A reporter interviewed a 103-year old woman: βAnd what is the best thing about being 103?β the reporter asked.
The woman simply replied, βNo peer pressure.β
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︎ Feb 12 2021
What is a beehive that doesn't have an exit?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Barack Obama went to a costume party giving his wife a piggyback. Someone asks what he is and says "I'm a snail!"
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What cult is the hardest to get into?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
For those who donβt know what a power plant is
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︎ Apr 02 2021
My daughter asked me "What is a unit a power?"
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︎ Apr 12 2021
A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What do you call someone who is incredibly good at estimating the weight of objects?
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︎ Apr 17 2021
My 6 year old daughter was listening to music with me and came up with this one: What is a bananas favorite Tom Petty song?
You Dont Know How It Peels
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︎ Apr 02 2021
Harris is in what?
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︎ Mar 27 2021
A priest, A Baptist minister, and a rabbit go into a red cross to donate blood. The nurse asks "What is your blood type"?
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type O"
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︎ Mar 06 2021
What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)
Air-vrything.
I'm so proud.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What is Forrest Gumpβs password?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
This is the... wait, what?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What is a crow's favorite drink?
Cawffe
My bf told me this don't blame me.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
When asked what a drawbridge is, I always shrug.
I think it's a defence mechanism.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What is Medusa's favorite cheese?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What is 2 eggs in France?
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What is brown and sticky?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What do you call a housekeeper who is an anti-vaxxer?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What is the square root of a cat?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What is a chick's favourite place to eat?
Anywhere, as long as its cheep
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What is a cow's favorite place to go to?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
What letter is in a rush?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Want to know what paper is
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What is a chefβs favorite 80s movie?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
If the stork is the burd that brings babies, what is the bird that prevents babies ?
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What is green and has wheels?
Grass I lied about the wheels.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
What is the difference between Butt and Butte?
One is the rear of an organism, the other is the rear of Montana.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Why is 6 afraid of 7? (The answer is not what you're thinking)
Not what you're thinking.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What is the biggest type of bed ?
The sea bed.
(Courtesy of my 6 year old.)
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What is a bee in doubt called?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What is Cardi Bβs name after she went to the gym?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What is the baby vampire's least favorite fast food establishment?
Stake n shake!
(I'm not sure if this is a regional restaurant but I assure you it exists.)
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What is a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?
You think it's R, but actually it's the C
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︎ Mar 14 2021
What is the opposite of a croissant?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Scientists have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bed sheet.
More on this story, as it unfolds.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
What do you call a strip club where everything is upside down?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
What do you call someone who is incredibly good at estimating the weight of objects?
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What cult is the hardest to get into?
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