5 year old daughters first independent joke: What is a cats favourite colour?
Purrrrrr-ple
High fives all round!
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What is a cat's preferred writing surface?
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︎ Feb 15 2022
A cat would never let you know what their favorite tree is...
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︎ Dec 31 2021
What is a large cats favorite biome?
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︎ Jan 13 2022
What is a cats favorite form of communication?
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︎ Nov 06 2021
What kind of cat is always disappointed?
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︎ Nov 25 2021
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of its clause.
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︎ Aug 20 2021
I keep calling my wife Delilah even though her name is Delia. I keep calling our lawn "the green, green grass of home". And worst of all, every time I see a cat, I can't help but ask, "What's new, pussycat?"
It turns out I have Tom Jones Syndrome. My doctor says it's not unusual.
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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
What's it called when a cat begs for food even though her bowl is still half full?
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︎ Jul 26 2021
What do you feed a kitten when the mommy cat is away?
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︎ Sep 19 2021
What is a cat's favorite vegetable?
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︎ Aug 16 2021
What is a catβs favorite kitchen tool to use?
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︎ Jul 06 2021
What is the square root of a cat?
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︎ Mar 31 2021
What do you call a cat that is under 90 degrees?
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︎ Jul 31 2021
What is a cat's favorite craft?
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︎ May 07 2021
What is the opposite of a cool cat?
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︎ May 30 2021
What is a cat's favourite condiment?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
What is a cat's favorite tea?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
What is the difference between a cat on a couch and a dim witted cow?
One is a cat loaf and the other is a cattle oaf.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What is a cats favorite color?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What is a cat's favorite way to celebrate?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
I asked my cat what the opposite of "her" is.
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︎ Apr 13 2020
What cat is good at DIY and brightens up the garden?
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︎ Apr 21 2020
I asked my cat what religion he is
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︎ Sep 14 2019
What do you call a pope who is addicted to cats?
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︎ Apr 18 2019
What is a fake wild cat that trips a bunch?
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︎ Sep 10 2019
What is a cat's favorite game console?
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︎ May 06 2020
What is a cat's favorite cereal?
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︎ Feb 20 2020
OC: What is it called when a mama cat delivers her babies in the cat box?
A litter litter, literally.
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︎ Dec 06 2019
What is a row of iron cats?
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︎ May 06 2019
What is a glass lion?...... deli-cat
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︎ Nov 08 2019
What is the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has 9 lives, but a frog croaks every day!
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︎ Aug 19 2019
What is a cats favorite breakfast food?
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︎ Jul 09 2019
What is a cat's favourite food?
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︎ Nov 10 2019
What is a cat playing drum called?
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︎ Feb 03 2019
If a cat is the opposite of a dog, what's the opposite of a jellyfish?
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︎ Mar 25 2019
What is SchrΓΆdinger's cat's favourite particle?
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︎ Jan 04 2019
Catnip is what baby cats drink from.
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︎ Aug 25 2017
What is a cat's favourite condiment?
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︎ Mar 04 2020
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
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︎ Jun 16 2020
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has a pause at the end of its clause and one has claws at the end of its paws.
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︎ Jan 07 2019
Whats the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
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︎ Dec 14 2017
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
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