5 year old daughters first independent joke: What is a cats favourite colour?

Purrrrrr-ple

High fives all round!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackie__Weaver
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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What is a cat's preferred writing surface?

Scratch pa-purr.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AverageStudent_05
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2022
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A cat would never let you know what their favorite tree is...

But a dogwood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotallyUnassuming
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2021
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What is a large cats favorite biome?

Tiaga.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bloodwing72
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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What is a cats favorite form of communication?

E-meow πŸ“§

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drasticchanger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2021
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What kind of cat is always disappointed?

A Sigh-amese cat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadOnDeparture98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2021
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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of its clause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aayu2417
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2021
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I keep calling my wife Delilah even though her name is Delia. I keep calling our lawn "the green, green grass of home". And worst of all, every time I see a cat, I can't help but ask, "What's new, pussycat?"

It turns out I have Tom Jones Syndrome. My doctor says it's not unusual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2021
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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing Taxis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadrantbiz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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What's it called when a cat begs for food even though her bowl is still half full?

Fake mews...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GooderApe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2021
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What do you feed a kitten when the mommy cat is away?

Formewla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimiSplendrix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2021
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What is a cat's favorite vegetable?

Aspurrragus

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2021
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What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool to use?

A whisker

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2021
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What is the square root of a cat?

Answer: ΞΌ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pkdtezpur88
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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What do you call a cat that is under 90 degrees?

Acute cat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amatha888
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2021
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What is a cat's favorite craft?

Making pawtery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motavader
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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What is the opposite of a cool cat?

A hot dog!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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What is a cat's favourite condiment?

Mayow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miszlokaira
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What is a cat's favorite tea?

Hairbal tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lizardeatspaper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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What is the difference between a cat on a couch and a dim witted cow?

One is a cat loaf and the other is a cattle oaf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikkian42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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What is a cats favorite color?

Purrple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zosymandias
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What is a cat lover's favourite tree?

A juni-purr.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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What is a cat's favorite way to celebrate?

A purr-ade

  • credit to my 8-year-old!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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I asked my cat what the opposite of "her" is.

It said "Hisssss"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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What cat is good at DIY and brightens up the garden?

A handy-lion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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I asked my cat what religion he is

Response: catlick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/miguel_de_prision
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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What do you call a pope who is addicted to cats?

Catholic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/379447984
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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What is a fake wild cat that trips a bunch?

A False-lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoupSter89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What is a cat's favorite game console?

Pspspsps4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fathertime108
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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What is a cat's favorite cereal?

Mice Crispies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demiseofanubis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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OC: What is it called when a mama cat delivers her babies in the cat box?

A litter litter, literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatcatmikachu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What is a row of iron cats?

A [Fe] line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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What is a glass lion?...... deli-cat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrpter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What is the difference between a cat and a frog?

A cat has 9 lives, but a frog croaks every day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Numpkins
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What is a cats favorite breakfast food?

Mice Krispies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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What is a cat's favourite food?

Cat food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scopitta
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What is a cat playing drum called?

Puuurrrr-cutionist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Killinitparkour
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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If a cat is the opposite of a dog, what's the opposite of a jellyfish?

A peanut butter fish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OphrysApifera
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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What is SchrΓΆdinger's cat's favourite particle?

A mew-on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rc538
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Catnip is what baby cats drink from.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/papashuga
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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What is a cat's favourite condiment?

Mayow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CeleryHunter143
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmak13
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has a pause at the end of its clause and one has claws at the end of its paws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBungulo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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Whats the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skee_bott
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nievesio145
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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