My wife just got me

I was explaining to her about how the wicks in these cheap candles we bought fall over before all the wax is gone. She said, "that's poor wickmanship."

I love her.

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📅︎ Oct 26 2015
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A dad joke at church on xmas eve

For those of you who don't know most churches sing silent night by candle light. Everyone gets a candle. At the end of the service my wife spilled hot wax on her hands. After dealing with the immediate pain I said...

Sorry about your waxcident!

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📅︎ Dec 25 2015
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