https://imgur.com/a/QDA0hRE
I can't be sure how they felt about that, but they seemed agitated.
She was walking down the hall towards her door, and I was leaving to go move my laundry from the washer to the dryer. Right as she was walking into her apartment, she said, "Have fun doing laundry!"
I sarcastically replied, "Oh im sure I'll have loads."
She backtracked out of her door just to give a sickened and irritated look.
I am so proud right now.
Last night, we were doing laundry and I was putting the clothes from the washer into the dryer, but throwing them up into the dryer. I had a sock that i threw and she "accidentally" blocked it.
Fiancee: "You just got sock-blocked"
My wife and I just moved in to an apartment with a washer, no dryer. So we hang our clothes on a line out the window.
She says "How are we going to dry them in winter?"
I say "We'll have to freeze-dry them."
Cue eye roll.
It's right next to my washer sense of humor.
Background: explaining a dumb joke to a girl and it got awkward and I just tried to make it go away by saying "I have a dryer sense of humor", then immediately saw my opportunity and whipped out "It's right next to my washer sense of humor." We laughed.
So we were doing laundry, specifically moving the wet clothes from the washer to the dryer and of course she complains about how much she hates doing laundry.
"God, I really hate doing laundry"
Without a second delay, I retort, "Yeah, it's a very dry task."
"When the washer is done, could you do a favor and put it in the dryer?"
"I can try but i doubt it'll fit"
"..."
Disclaimer: I am not a father.
