A list of puns related to "Walk The Dog"
..."Who shot my pa?"
I guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
After all, it's only walk-it science.
...goes up to the desk and says, "Excuse me, could you help me find some employment?". The guy behind the desk jumps to his feet and says, "Wow, yes, a talking dog, we can get you a job at the circus!" The dog looks at him and says, "What would the circus want with a plumber?"
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It was a shitzu.
EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)
The guy says "This isn't a pet, he's my friend and he can talk."
The bartender is skeptical and demands the guy proves it.
The guy asks the dog "What's the opposite of 'soft'?" The dog replies "Rough!"
The bartender remains skeptical and asks for more proof.
The guy asks the dog "What do people put over the top of their house?" The dog replies "Roof!"
The bartender gets annoyed and gives the guy one more chance.
The guy asks the dog "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time? Babe......" The dog replies "Ruth!"
The bartender is fed up and throws them out. The dog says "Should I have said 'Lou Gehrig?'"
Dad: “ok great. Collar. Leash.”
Son: “no dad. Call her sparky!”
So proud of my son for coming up with this on the spur of the moment!
"No thanks, just looking around."
“I’m looking for the man that shot my paw.”
Bartender says “Sure... If you say so. Now please leave.”
Guy says, “No really I can prove it.” *turns to dog * “Dog, what is on top this building?” Dog goes “Roof.”
Bartender says “Very clever. Now I’ll ask you again: will you please leave?”
Guy goes “No no seriously! Listen to this: Dog, what is the texture of sandpaper?” Dog goes “Ruff.”
Bartender says “This is the last time I’m going to tell you!”
Guy says “Wait wait please. Dog who is the greatest baseball player of all time?” Dog replies “Ruth”
Bartender: “Get out! I’m calling the authorities!”
Guy and dog leave.
Outside dog turns to guy and says “Jeez. Maybe I should have said Barry Bonds.”
He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.
Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.
As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.
A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.
When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,
“Excuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”
“It’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. “I’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”
Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.
“Ya see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"
It's your doo diligence!
Dog: * Goes absolutely nuts *
It's the leash I can do.
Me: (Sits straight up) Arrgh Mateys!! Are you ready to sail the ocean blue!?
We check out almost all the posts and piss on about half of them.
"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
That's barking mad
It's a Shitzu.
"Wow. Home at last."
Its a shitzu.
It’s a Shih Tzu
It's a shitzu (Shih Tzu).
It’s A Shitzu
It's a shitzu.
It's a shitzu
It's a shitzhu
It’s a Shitzu
It’s a shitzu.
The bar tender looks a him and says "who are you looking for?" to which the dog replies "I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw".
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, I'm looking for the man who shot my paw
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