Vegetation Type Puns

Nuclear power plants

Carrote.

A zoocchini.

A-spear-iguess

The European Onion

The Radish

Cos lettuce.

We were shopping and as we passed through the vegetable aisle he picks up a pack of peppers and starts talking about them. Then this happened:

Dad: do you know how many types of pepper there are?

Me (feeling the dad joke coming on): no dad, how many types of pepper are there?

Dad: well you have green peppers, red peppers, yellow peppers and news peppers.

Actually made me chuckle.

One of my first jobs was at our local grocery store, where I was a cashier. Our store had those misting hoses that periodically would shower the produce items with water, so sometimes things were still wet when customers were checking out. My parents were shopping and of course came to my line to check out. I picked up a bag of vegetables, which happened to be leeks. One of the leeks must have been laying in the produce section perfectly upright because it had about 6 ounces of water in it and when I layed the bag down to type in the code, it all poured out of the bag all over the register. My dad proceeded to scream "we've got a leek!" loud enough that everyone around could hear. Other employees thought we had an actual problem and came rushing to my aid... Not one laugh could be heard..