"Egg-plant" shirt by me. Never got why the vegetable was called that until I found out that they used to be white and look like goose eggs back in the day
Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty
The Rev. Spooner got the world Poker champion in to tend his vegetable plants.
He was told to 'Weed 'em and reap'
What do you call a vegetable planted at a whore house?
A brothel sprout 🙄
