If you are stuck in USB port

but believe you are a Display Port

Perhaps you are a "transport"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neospygil
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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So, if the USA is so great, why did they make a USB?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ian_in_real_life
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Security officer: If you find a USB outside, don't bring it into the office reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xTheAddy
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Know the difference, kids
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My son had an ingrown toenail treated.

The doctor's office was associated with the local medical college, so there were a couple of med students watching the senior doctor work on my son's toe. He loaded up a syringe with anesthetic and injected in multiple places, explaining that he was doing this to achieve digital blocking (that is, numbing the entire digit, namely the toe).

After it was done they left the nurse to bandage my son up, and he said, "Dad? What did he mean by digital blocking?"

"Well, when you weren't looking he hooked your toe up to a USB port and downloaded some MP3s into it. If you hold your foot close to your ear you can hear "Laaaaa, aaaaa aa aaaaah, close to you.""

The nurse stared at me and turned to my son. "Is he always like this?"

He silently nodded, looking at the floor...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldforger
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Granted this was my gramps, but still... he's a dad too.

While helping my grandfather set up his computer I asked him if he knew what a USB was

"Of course I do! It's the country after USA"

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My mom dad joked me.

Mom: holding USB stick hey Beard- do you know if anything saved to this USB drive?

Me: I'm not sure, take a look inside.

Mom: puts USB up to her eye and "looks" inside. I don't know I can't really see anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beard-
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My Dad made a good one today

My dad was in my car today and saw my USB storage drive in my stereo. The drive has a little blue light that blinks rapidly whenever there's data transferring, so it's constantly blinking if I'm playing music from it. My dad asked what it was, and I explained. He said, "I guess that's why it's called a flash drive!"

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