A list of puns related to "Usb If"
but believe you are a Display Port
Perhaps you are a "transport"?
The doctor's office was associated with the local medical college, so there were a couple of med students watching the senior doctor work on my son's toe. He loaded up a syringe with anesthetic and injected in multiple places, explaining that he was doing this to achieve digital blocking (that is, numbing the entire digit, namely the toe).
After it was done they left the nurse to bandage my son up, and he said, "Dad? What did he mean by digital blocking?"
"Well, when you weren't looking he hooked your toe up to a USB port and downloaded some MP3s into it. If you hold your foot close to your ear you can hear "Laaaaa, aaaaa aa aaaaah, close to you.""
The nurse stared at me and turned to my son. "Is he always like this?"
He silently nodded, looking at the floor...
While helping my grandfather set up his computer I asked him if he knew what a USB was
"Of course I do! It's the country after USA"
Mom: holding USB stick hey Beard- do you know if anything saved to this USB drive?
Me: I'm not sure, take a look inside.
Mom: puts USB up to her eye and "looks" inside. I don't know I can't really see anything.
My dad was in my car today and saw my USB storage drive in my stereo. The drive has a little blue light that blinks rapidly whenever there's data transferring, so it's constantly blinking if I'm playing music from it. My dad asked what it was, and I explained. He said, "I guess that's why it's called a flash drive!"
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