Unwritten Rule Puns

As the title suggests, what are some of the core unwritten rules of League of Legends that everyone must follow?

To start: after absolutely destroying someone in an outplay, it is obligatory to type “?” in all chat.

Why do we do this?

Edit:

I feel obliged to defend myself a bit… of course I believe in standing on the right to let walkers by on the left! I’m not an animal.

I just feel obliged to walk on the right-hand side if there’s nobody stationary in front. And from my experience (on the Metro in Newcastle btw, not London - and at the station that inspired my post today there are no stairs) others appear to do the same if unimpeded by other stationary travellers on the right hand side.

Maybe I’m just weird.

one that comes to mind for me is: drop your skins to anyone who crouches at you before the round starts. what are yours? :)

Stealing from the Seattle sub and I KNOW our city has a lot to say about this

Edit: NO KETCHUP ON HOT DOGS WE GET IT

When dudes fight I rarely see biting, hair pulling, nutshots, or any of the usual pussy shit.

Girls just seem to go all out. I’ve never seen a chick fight without hair pulling

Is there any actual reason for this?

What are your habits when it comes to how you actually move the physical cards in the battlefield? Here are some "rules" of my normal playgroup that I'm always surprised when I don't see others do:

• When declaring a creature as an attacker, I'll push that creature a little bit forward towards the enemy as I tap it, returning it to the line after the combat is over
• When targeting something on the battlefield with a spell, I'll physically touch the target with the tip of the spell's card
• When playing things like Evolving Wilds that enter the battlefield just to be sac'd in the same action, I will still place it on the table, then tap it, then lift it from the table.

Please let me know if this has been done here recently and I’ll remove it. If not, hopefully this is handy to any out of town folks or people that are new here!

Can be about anything ….

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I’ll start us off with one:

If you are extracting with the bounty you must fire a bunch of victory shots into the air.

Post title says it all.

I saw similar posts on r/Detroit and r/Cincinnati and they had a lot of fun answers, so I thought I'd post here in my home metro and see what unwritten rules exist.

Hey,

I just started playing this game, and still learning. I played a game as a survivor and once we repaired all the generators, the killer was just letting us leave without any resistance. Later I did a game as a killer, and killed that last person who tried to escape, but then he was angry at me in the lobby.
I was wondering if there was an unwritted rule about that? Like, you should let the survivors win if they repair everything. Or did I just happen to play with weirdos? I don't know if it's just a fair play thing or whatever, or if these guys were just trolling. Thanks in advance.

I have some. This is mostly suburbs living. Rural and city will have their own.

1. Your neighbors will magically become arborists as soon as you trim more than 10% of any tree on your property.

You will finally have a conversation with that neighbor that hasn’t bothered to do more than wave at you, and will offer tons of advice about what you CAN’T do with YOUR tree on YOUR property because of the major impact to them, or the neighborhood, or the city, or global climate change.

They will also educate you on how it’s a protected species.

2. If a fence is in fair to good condition, then your neighbor will claim it belongs to them. If the fence is in major disrepair or has recently fallen, your neighbor will disavow all knowledge of how and when the fence was erected or who owns it.

When you explain to them that based on the way it was constructed and city code (posts on their side, flat side facing out), it would have been installed by them or by a previous owner. They will say, “Says who?”

When you tell them that it was 3 fence contractors you had out to take a look for options for repair or replace, they will perform some mental gymnastics and give you some answer regarding how these 3 fence contractors are not qualified to make that determination.

There will be no fence permit recorded by the city.

3. Every project you undertake will require that you uncover at least one additional project that needs to be addressed before the original project can be completed or create a new one by you breaking something while you were working on the original project.

4. You will NEVER complete a project with a single visit to a home store (see item 3 above).

5. If you borrow a tool from a neighbor, and it works amazingly, after the project is completed, you will go out and buy that tool.

It will sit in the original packaging for months (maybe years).

EDIT: So many awards. Thank you all. I’ve laughed a lot today from your responses and my wife’s been asking me what’s so funny all day. I’ve shared some choice one. Thanks and take care.

I’ve been seeing these threads on other city subs I frequent and thought an MPLS one would be enjoyable.

My entry: no meteorological event will ever top the 1991 Halloween blizzard. Even if you didn’t live here then, you feel as if you did because every person you know has told you their story.

I've recently started playing and have put only about 15 hours. So far it is one of the best games I've ever played. Love everything about it, including the DRG community! Bringing me to my question...

What are some unwritten rules to keep the game enjoyable for everyone involved?

Also wouldn't mind knowing what a "Leaf Lover" is as well a "Greenbeard"..

Rock & Stone!

Curious what you come up with!

Saw this prompt on a couple of large-city subs and wanted to pose the question to the fine residents of Virginia’s state capital.

Stolen from the other cities of the world threads 😅

I saw this in another sub and I’m curious to hear your thoughts. Qu’en dites-vous? ☺️

Saw this question done in r/Cincinnati and thought it might generate some good discussion here.

Stealing from the Seattle and Chicago subs. We petty and got opinions.

Saw this trending for other cities, figured it would be fun to do here.

Copied the idea from another city post.

What are the unwritten rules of DC?

I’ll start: stand to the right, walk on the left of the escalator.

EDIT: thank you all for this, it was a fun slow scroll reading through your answers. It’s like how to be a DC native 101 lol

Help me out.

edit as OP, I feel the need to weigh in - some pretty overwhelmingly negative takes here. Not what I was expecting. Having been here a few years, I suggest you take it easy guys. It's not so bad here. If I could be so bold, I'd actually say you've got it pretty good all things considered.

This is being done on other regional subs today

Since r/Raleigh, r/Charlotte, and r/gso had one for their sub, it’s only fair to do one for Durham.

Can be about anything…

What are the unofficial or unwritten rules of living and working in Paris?

Same as title. Share the unwritten.