Unscramble Puns

Rules:

1. Has to be a civilization.
2. No magic, they have to use some sort of scientific method (even if it's more sci-fi than legitimate science). Basically, anything that's outright referred to as "magic" in-universe is banned. Civilizations that have magic aren't banned from participating, they're just banned from using it. Same thing with time hax, reality warping, and all the other banned hax. They can participate, just not use the banned stuff.
3. No time hax, no going back in time before the egg was scrambled.
4. No microscopic civilizations, have to be at least insect-sized.
5. The civilizations are motivated, they are told by a very powerful alien force that their main goal is to unscramble an egg completely, if they fail all 10 or refuse to do it the aliens will kill every single one of them.
6. In every round, they have to put the egg back into an eggshell (let's assume the aliens give them an empty eggshell that isn't broken in any way) without making a large, visible hole in it.
7. The civilization can understand the task completely, even if they haven't developed any form of communication yet.
8. No reality warping, plot manipulation, logic and truth manipulation, basically anything too haxxy.
9. They get 1 year prep time.
10. The aliens give them 10 eggs, but the super alien tech prevents them from spoiling ever, so the civilization can take their time, the aliens suggest that they don't rush it. They can give them as much hollowed-out egg shells as they ask for, if they require any.
11. No superpowers. Even if they are obtained by a method that can be considered "scientific", such as Doctor Manhattan or the Hulk, they still aren't what I'm looking for.
12. Feeding it to a chicken isn't considered a success, it won't be the same egg.

R1: They just have to turn it back into a raw liquid and put it into the shell.

R2: They have to preserve the shape of the yolk and the white.

R3: They have to somehow make it hatch into a chicken (let's assume it was fertilized before being scrambled).

Bonus rounds: R1 through 3, but the egg is seasoned with salt and pepper.

Bonus rounds 2: R1 through 3, but the egg is cooked by Gordon Ramsay's recipe (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0).

More bonus rounds: Same thing, but the eggs are cooked by this recipe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONYflj0I2QI&t=49s

I cannot get past the egg yolk nonsense

Is there a word for when I say “That’ll probably give you a trouble.” Because I couldn’t choose between “give you a struggle” and “give you trouble” fast enough?

If not, I propose portmanfuckup

Edit: portmand’oh sounds much better. Came up with it right after posting

I tried to unscramble the converter guide, I doubt its helpful at all but I did it regardless, there are some chunks missing, I tried lining up the missing chunks as best as possible using estimates

Second Image:On the leftmost side on the red bar of that like long image, it sort of looked a puzzle, I still think it is but im too lazy to do it, I just thought it looked like a face so I tried to put it that war

EDIT: I noticed something very interesting, the bar where the back of the TV where the stand is made me realize, that little screw in thing fits into the screen, but the bar doesnt, then it hit me...That's not even from the same picture, its from an entirely different conversion guide of some sorts, that's why the proportions are wider, and why I threw that bar off to the left side, I think that little bar where the screw in is, and the chunk to the left, are combined together, in an entirely different image.

https://preview.redd.it/lju8t3vma6081.png?width=282&format=png&auto=webp&s=0996ae4dcc9c6eb1077097589c6999de69997a90

https://preview.redd.it/g246t5vma6081.jpg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c50e7d82273c58d43287169ec56dc560f08a5a78

"Relationship Organisms between study is the their environment physical of"

Good morning, all! Today we ( u/jeweltonesGG, u/Seluin and I ) have a word jumble for you all to solve! Unscramble these letters to make 10 gemstone-related words you can find around the subreddit!

1. RITCALY
2. NSHEBORTTI
3. ROOPERCHMOH
4. HDDCARAASAPP
5. AITSROAUNT
6. PRIESCMOOLH
7. OIMCAOALLHCRT
8. UOARSPMOH
9. RPISDNSOIE
10. EATIEMNR

If you need some help, have a look through our newly-updated Table of Contents under the Informational Section--you can find most of them there.

But why, you ask? Why would I spend my time unscrambling jumbles of letters? Well, to win this synthetic alexandrite, of course! Faceted by u/Lisa_Elser just for this contest! :D It's 0.7 ct and 5.0 mm, and of course beautiful in a way that only a color-changing precision-cut stone can be!

.7 ct, 5 mm lab alex from Lisa Elser herself!

To enter the contest, submit this google form: https://forms.gle/bX2Tty6etRNLN8rL7. The contest will close Wednesday, June 30th at 5:00 PM Pacific.

You are welcome to work with friends/use the internet. 5 correct answers will get you 1 entry in the drawing, 8 answers will get you 2, and 10 answers will get you 3. The winner will be selected by random draw from these entries.

NO SPOILERS in the comments!! Please do not post the answers here--we want everyone to give it an honest try! If you are concerned something is misspelled (I checked several times but still), please let me know here or over PM. If you get stuck, it is okay to ask for a hint :)

Hope you all enjoy! Happy Sunday!

rea ouy eytp a ro x?

i'm a fcuking cunt

This is really messing with me I have these vivid memories of playing this video game off a cd rom on either windows 98 or xp back in the 90s possibly early 2000s but cannot find anything about it online.

Essentially the game play was that a witch green face, broomstick whole deal stole the books that record all of history. Then she ripped out the pages scrambled the facts (which in this universe actually changes history) and hid them around her castle.

There was an animated cartoonish opening cinematic that explained all of this and then you entered her castle. You would explore environments that were themed with certain eras of history and fight enemies in a doom/hexen like shooter environment while looking for the pages of this history book. Once you found the pages an educational mini game would start where you needed to correct scrambled history.

For example a page might say “Alexander Hamilton crossed the Delaware river with his troops in 1756.” And you would drag and drop kind of like a mad lib to change it to “Washington crossed the Delaware river with his troops in 1776”

Once you found all the pages in a level and fixed them you could advance to the next era of history themed level of the castle.

I have failed so hard to find anything about this online that I was beginning to think i had made it up but my sibling remembers it the exact same way I do. We had a lot of those cd’s that bundled a few games especially educational ones so possible it’s part of a bundle . Anyone have any idea what this was and what it was called ?

Can someone count how many metronome ticks are in each cut of NUARE video?

Here is a version with only metronome ticks filtered by u/Few-Swimming-1166.

People from russian forum have had a thought that cuts are very strange and unusual. So they counted number of ticks in each of the cuts:

>7 6 5 9 11 4 7 9 1 5

But they add up to 64. I listened audio multiple times and counted 65 so I thought that original author miscounted number of ticks (by mishearing first very subtle tick). So I guess it's:

>8 6 5 9 11 4 7 9 1 5

If we convert numbers to letters we get:

>HFEIKDGIAE

Which can be unscrambled to:

>FAKE HIDE...

And letters "G" and "I" are left. But G + I = 15 and O = 16 so it's really close and maybe someone in this chain made a mistake and there actually should be "O". So we would get FAKE HIDEO (or HIDEO FAKE). What are your thoughts?

UPD 1:

Other counts:

>7 6 6 9 11 4 7 9 1 5
>
>GFFIKDGIAE

>7 6 6 9 11 3 8 9 1 5
>
>GFFIKCHIAE

UPD 2:

Video on Google Drive.

Can someone help me unscramble these words:

ISAICFNUDRLMANGGEBAH (Four Words)

It's supposed to be a harry potter school supplies, it can be an object or a book title.

Thanks...

I now only see colour match, reorder, trivia and emoji work methods, are the ones above not available anymore?

nggia