Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
Know why the letters a, e, i, o, and u are so angry?
Irritable vowel syndrome.
Do u know, what 50 cent did, when he got hungry?
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
Do u know how the roman empire was cut in half?-------How?-------With a pair of Caesars!!!!
Do any of you know what the 49th U.S. State is?
Iβm Alaskan for a friend.
Ernie:β Hey bert u know what today is? Todayβs your BERTday!!
U know a type of our species tried to go vegan, they went extinct
Do you know what they call "the friend zone" in the U.K.?
The pal region.
Did u know you can tell an ants gender by putting it in water?
If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats........boy ant.
Do you know why the letter U is the most beautiful letter of them all
Because it looks like U
Cooking up some drugs is easy if u know the steps and calculate the correct dosages
Like, itβs basic meth
Dad: I very much love my arms. Do u know why?
Me: Why? Dad: Because I'm very attached to them.
Did u know French fries were not cooked in France ?
They were cooked in Greece
Ya know everyone seems to hate the U.S right now, but I honestly think itβs pretty
Sick
Do you know why the U.S. Navy always keeps at least two canaries on board each of their submarines?
Because everyone knows that if you have a big sub you also need a good set of tweeters.
Did you know the letter βUβ has two different pronunciations?
Thatβs why they call it a W
Whitest Kids U Know - Pun Army youtube.com/watch?v=VNCOwβ¦
Do you know why dogs arenβt allowed on U-boats?
Because a sub woofer would give away their location.
Why didnβt Saddam Hussein know how close U.S. soldiers were to finding him?
He lived under Iraq.
Did you know the U.A.E donβt have access to the flinstones?
But the Abu-Dhabi-Do!
Did u know French fries werenβt cooked in France?
They were actually cooked in Greece!
