Tutti Puns

One day, the Pope ended a sermon by blessing “tutti homini”, meaning “all mankind”.

Then a women’s rights group approached him that it was sexist to bless men but not women. So the Pope apologized and promised to make up for it.

The next day, he ended a sermon with an affirming message for women, and by blessing “tutti femini”.

Then, a gay rights group approached him and asked if they could get recognition in the sermon like women did. The Pope agreed, as equal rights were important to him.

The next day the Pope ended the sermon with an affirming message for homosexuals and blessing “tutti frutti”.