A list of puns related to "Transporte"
Tax-is
It wooden start
Wait at the buzz stop.
Laurie Van Truk
toe truck
So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.
Because they have a proven track record
Egyptian Transport Secretary: We need a new bus
The Oscar.
It's called Totes My Goats!
(Capra aegagrus hircus is the scientific name for goats)
He replies, "Arkansas".
Whenever I drive it I feel like Jason Statham.
A lunar cycle.
Debussy
Police are still combing the area.
Whoops, wrong bus!
They take the highway.
But that's just witchful thinking.
A Horsche
I originally posted this in r/MaliciousCompliance, but several commenters thought it would be good here as well. I hope this isn't a re-run for too many of you.
This was years ago when my son was starting middle school. I was transporting him and a group of his new friends. One of the friends was French, and spoke French at home. My son mentioned that I had taken French in high school, and so one of his friends asked me to say something in French and see if French girl could understand me.
Before I go on, a note on parenting style: we joke around with our kids all the time. I know that not all parents joke with their children; some of my kids' friends enjoyed to a dad who makes a joke, and some would look at me like I grew a second head.
So I said to the French girl, Β«quelque choseΒ». Immediately the friends turned to French girl and asked "What did he say?"
I waited, wondering whether she would join my joke.
A sly smile crept across her face as she said, "he said...something". The rest of the trip, the friends tried to convince her to reveal what it was that I had said. Β«quelque choseΒ» is the French phrase for "something".
A waggin'.
My friend asked me what I was train...ing for
A group of English folks, a group of French and a group of Spaniards.
They all needed to get to Germany, but couldn't agree on a mode of transport.
So the English drove, the French took the train and the Spanish flew.
The police is now on the look-out for five hardened criminals
A Snailboat.
A BITEcycle.
but I think you're putting Decartes before the horse.
Would it be a fight between the autobΓΊs and deceptaviΓ³n?
Examples
Shoebaru , Subaru Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi Legsus, lexus Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.
Pump-a-Nickel
Coaster Rica
Walking............... JK Rowling
Walking.
JK Rolling.
The elephant of supplies.
They're both Hippocrates.
Tax-is.
A RhomBus!
but I think you're putting Decartes before the horse.
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