While watching Transformers: Age of Extinction with my wife I notice one the autobots was pretty hefty...

I said to my wife, "He must be eating too many carb-uretors."

Thanks to a friend for this joke who just had his 3rd girl. God bless him...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingpin0825
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2015
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An Autobot saw his sister transforming and said to her

β€œThat’s a pretty Metal-Morpho-Sis”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NigelSamuel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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From my almost 4 year old…what do you call a robot that eats cars?

a CARivore!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CooterMcSlappin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2022
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An Autobot saw his sister transforming and said

β€œThat’s a pretty Metal-Morpho-Sis”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NigelSamuel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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