A list of puns related to "Totally Pokémon"
For example, when G/S/C were first released, I really wanted a Wooper because I thought they were cute. I could not catch one to save my life. It was the first time I could remember going through all my pokeballs to try and catch a Pokémon. Multiple times. To this day it still feels like I have trouble catching them, and they’re mocking me with their cold, dead, fish eyes.
Edit: spelling.
My FC is 5175 4494 2657 is there any chance to get a friend from Europe so I can hatch a Mr. Mime jr? Btw feel free to add as well friends from NA.
EDIT: Well, I applaud you all for following the rules of the subreddit, although I admit that this post got a lot more of a negative reaction than even I anticipated.
I just wanted to make it clear that this is an entirely fictional attraction, and I do not abuse animals nor am I attracted to real animals. I think the personification of the Pokémon is the reason why I like fictional animals over real ones - Fictional animals can have complex feelings and are fully sapient, which I like, but real animals don't share those qualities. If a real animal can't consent or experience romantic attraction, then I'm not interested.
Whether you want to label me as a zoophile or not boils down to semantics, but I think the important thing here is that I do have empathy towards animals and I am aware that real animals cannot be in relationships, so there really isn't anything to worry about.
I also regret mentioning anything about NSFW since a lot of you are assuming that this post is about sexual attraction. This post is not sexual.
Lastly, for those few that were able to understand and see value in what I had to say, whether it be enough to follow, DM, or award me, thanks tremendously.
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Yes, my username does, indeed, check out.
Alright, so, before this post begins, you'll have to accept that fact that I will never have a girlfriend and I will die a virgin, just like how I have. Anyway,
(But don't worry this isn't going to be a weird sexual thing 🗿)
(also keep in mind that this is all fictional and I'm not attracted to real animals)
#Pokemon I find attractive
Let me preface by saying that I'm not referring to Gardevoir or other anthropomorphic Pokémon. I actually don't think Gardevoir is really attractive at all - same for Lopunny and Hatterene.
When I say "nonhumanoid," I really do mean typical, animal-like mons, such as Eevee or Lapras.
As a matter of fact, here is a tier list of nearly all 896 pokemon ranked based on attractiveness, made by me. I spent ages on this shit LOL.
If you couldn't tell by the top tier, I kinda might like foxes a bit 😳
I also really like serpents, canines, marines, dragons, bugs, and things with long-appendages that are good for cuddling (so that's why Tangela is fairly high). The only species I don't generally like are crabs, swines, primates, fel
... keep reading on reddit ➡Also removal of legendaries; some hate it , some like it as it consumes too much pokeball and now more chances of encountering starters, rufflet ,metagrosa, scraggy for some
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