I toiled for hours trying to come up with a good joke about airplanes.

In the end, I felt like the punchline would just go over everybody's head.

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👤︎ u/Venomenace
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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Double double
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📅︎ Jan 22 2023
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What does a witch order at In-N-Out Burger?

A double-double, toil and trouble....

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📅︎ Feb 24 2022
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So we bought tickets to win a dream home. I was commenting how odd it would be having a balcony and joked she could stand on it an I would quote Shakespeare to her..

"Bubble bubble toil and trouble"...

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👤︎ u/jgpitre
📅︎ Dec 17 2021
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My job was over after the thesaurus company went out of business...

I lost my employment, position, job... Will labor, toil, work for nutriment, provender, edibles.

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📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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Stella had two great Dallas jobs: prostitute and refinery worker

It was oil , sex and toil on Texan soil.

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