Why did the sun refuse to go out with the moon?
Because the moon wasn’t hot
I was excited to see the moon landing...
..until the earth was destroyed.
Do you know why NASA doesn't mind hanging on to all of their astronauts large household items when they go to the moon?
It's probably because they have so much space
What do you call a shirt that went to the moon?
NASA just fired a guy for trying to jump on the moon
I don't think he understood the gravity of the situation
I can't believe we sent the sun's god to the moon over 50 years before we sent Artemis, the moon's god.
We should Apollogize.
edit: doh. Thanks, knight-errant52 in your shining armor
when has the moon had enough to eat?
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon.
According to NASA, there were aliens on the moon actually
And their names are Neil Armstrong, David Scott, etc.
the moon must be up to some big things
Because it's making big waves here on earth
How’d everyone react to the moon landing?
Wow, that’s out of this world
Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
What did the sun say to the moon?
I don't know, ask his mom.
A tick is talking to his friend when he sees another tick staring up at the moon.
He asks his friend about them, but he tells him, "Don't talk to him, he's a lunatick."
The US, Chinese, and Russia have announced new space programs. The Americans plan to go to the moon, Chinese will go to Mars, and Russia reports they will land cosmonauts on the sun. The others quickly replied that this is is suicide mission to which the Russians replied, “shows how smart you are…
…We plan to go at night!”
How do potatoes get to the moon?
What’d one astronaut say to the other after landing on the moon?
This is even crater than I imagined
Did you know NASA sent cheddar to the moon to say sorry for all the misconceptions?
Watching Moon Knight with my kids the other day. The main character says he's going to look for some supplies. he walks to a tent, goes inside, and I yell out:
Supplies!!
And now the best part-. Any time a character in any show does something unexpected, I say the same thing, to the MANY groans and protestations of my kids.
It's great.
Why is it hard to see the moon when it's waning?
Because when it's waning it's usually pretty cwoudy too.
What does the man on the moon do if his hair is to long?
I was going to the moon on vacation and I read it gets to -280 degrees at night,
I might need a space heater.
We're all steakholders in these incidents. Corporations need to beef up security or these costs will go over the moon. Criminals can't get used to CEOs chickening out and paying.
theguardian.com/food/2021…
What did the dad say to his son when he became afraid of the full moon?
"Don't worry! It's just a phase it's going through!"
What happens to Werewolf's house when its the full moon?
It becomes a warehouse.
Credit to Haldzur, the newest dad in our party.
My kids recently been super obsessed with the moon and my wife is starting to get worried.
I told her not to worry, it’s only a phase.
Going to the moon is overrated.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
We're calling our spaceship the Apollo-G.
Just went to a restaraunt on the moon
Wouldn't go again no atmosphere
What did the moon say to the ocean?
My plan to open a restaurant on the moon failed
There was a complete lack of atmosphere.
My physicist girlfriend told me that she loves me to the moon and back.
I’m worried she means displacement, not distance.
I have a joke about a mission to the moon, but it's really bad...
This administration is aiming to put a woman on the moon by 2024
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
What do you say to someone who has been on the moon when you feel bad about something?
>You Apollo-gize
(From my son today, he has improved astronomically over the past few years.)
I went to the moon, and it wasn't great
It had no atmosphere at all.
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second man to step on the moon.
I’m buzz aldrin second man to step on the moon
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon
I am buzz Aldrin, second man to walk on the moon...
Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second person to walk on the moon.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second person ever to step on the moon.....
Last week I went to a restaurant on the moon.
The food is great but there is no atmosphere.
I went to the restaurant on the moon the other day.
The food was out of this world but there was little atmosphere.
I went to a restaurant on the moon
I mean, the food was great, but the place had absolutely no atmosphere.
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