But you didn't like it.
A Pair o' Docs
But it was over before it began
Does he have a link to the past?
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Never mind… you didn’t like it
He got stabbed in the face with a katana, and his friends shouted, "Sam your eye!!"
His favourite is Doctor Hoo.
Unfortunately none of you liked it.
But it depends if it takes less or more time.
He goes back four seconds.
It would be un-presidented.
then Who is.
but it does happen from time to time.
Baconator. Half bacon, half terminator.
Time Traveler: "Is this sub still active, because there hasn't been a post all year!"
Dads: . . . . .
Time Traveler, speaking louder: "I said, Is this sub still active because there hasn't been a post all year!"
Dads: . . . . .
Time Traveler, looks at watch: "Damn it, I'm a day early"
He'll create a temporal pair o' docs!
But I already told it to you next year
Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.
3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head.”
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. “We don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. “Why not?” one yogurt asks. “We’re cultured.”
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Armed robbers—some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!
Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape
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but you guys didn't like it.
A time traveller walks into a bar
But you didn’t like it
Not gonna tell it though… you guys didn’t like it!
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A time traveller walks into a bar
But it turned out, none of you liked it.
But you guys didn’t like it.
But you didn't like it.
A Time Traveller walks into a bar.
Sorry, bit of an inn joke.
But you didn't like it
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
But you didn’t like it.
But you didn't find it funny.
But you didn't laugh
He went back four seconds
...But you didn't like it
Never mind, you guys didnt like it
But you didn't like it.
