I said to my son, "I need a battery so I can tell the time." He asked, "Is it for a clock?" I answered...
"I don't know! That's why I need the battery!"
What is the best time to go to the dentist?
what is the best time on a clock?
Can anyone tell me what time it is?
I've been asking people all day and they've all given me a different answer.
What has 8 legs and is always on time ?
"We are going to get a shot now." "Yes nurse." "It is time for our pill." "Yes nurse." It is time for your bath.
Hey, what happened to the old team spirit?!
When do you realize time is not on your side?
Why is summer the best time to trip?
Cause it's right before the fall
From my son... What does a time traveler do when he is still hungry?
He goes back four seconds.
What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?
If time is money, is an ATM...
A Time Machine?
From my 9 y.o.
At any given time, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is just a whim away...
A whim away, a whim away.
I have a very strong belief that Boston is one of the greatest bands of all time.
One would say, in fact, it is more than a feeling.
"My boss is being mean," I told my wife. "She isn't letting me have time off work even though I have an upset stomach."
"Well, why don't you go over her head?" asked my wife.
"I wouldn't want to make her hair smelly."
This is the time to celebrate Queen Elizabeth's great ideas.
She's right on the money.
when is it time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty (2:30)
From my daughter! So proud!
My fish is failing school for the third time in a row
The whole family is sick and we all coughed at the same time
I said, “Now that’s what I call a ca-cough-ony!”
Hopefully this is new but if not maybe it hasn't been posted in a long time
Dad: GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!
Son: *slams door* Jim Morrison was overrated!
Dad: What did I tell you about slamming The Doors?
What is Aladdin’s least favourite tea time treat? 🫖
If I had a nickel every time that Doofenshmirtz two nickels quote is mentioned,
Then I'd have millions of nickels, which is a lot, but it's not really strange that it's been quoted a million times
Who is the greatest scientist of all time?
First time camping is never easy.
Who is, basically, the best baseball player of all time?
If time is money…
Then the cost of tea is steep!
A fax machine is like an old friend that you still see from time to time.
This has been a fax simile.
When is 8 the greatest of all time?
When it's lying down on the job
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Gahndi was pretty well known for walking barefoot most of the time, which left his feet cracked and dry, as well his fasting is said to have brought enlightenment but also made him frail, and probably also bad breath.
I guess you could say he was a super calloused fragile mystic vexed with halitosis
When is a good time to visit the dentist?
Why is Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street so angry all the time?
Irritable Vowel Syndrome.
When is the best time to schedule a dentist appointment?
What is it called when someone takes time off from work to go surfing?
What do you call a doctor who is both alive and dead at the same time?
Trying to write with a broken pencil is a waste of time.
It's completely pointless.
What time is usually the busiest for dentists???
6:30 is the best time on the clock,
6:30 is the best time of day…
6:30 is my favorite time on the clock
It’s the best time, hands down.
What time is your dentist appointment?
6:30 is the best time of the day
6:30 is the best time on a clock
The best time of the day is
What time is your dentist appointment?
2:30, like tooth hurty!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
630 is the best time on a clock!
6:30 is the best time for a clock
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