I told him it's between 8am and 1pm.
Pasture bedtime
Toot-in-common!
Fall
Time to get a new fence
Tooth-hurty.
Retired
“Time to get a new clock?”
“No; elephant thirty.”
" I don't know... it keeps changing.
He looks at his sasquatch.
I'll diluting.
Surprised, she asked, "How do you know?"
I replied, "Well, it's a little pail!"
Well, judging by the position of the sun and the angle of the shadows, I'd say it's....daytime.
BACKGROUND: I'm a sleep technologist and there's an intercom connecting my office to the patients' rooms. They call out when they need something (eg. blanket, bathroom visit, etc.)
Patient calls out, "Hey, what time is it out there?" so I replied "Probably the same time it is in there, why?"
The patient was too sleepy to be amused but it made me laugh.
Time to run!
Time to repair the clock.
Me: You have to get up.
Wife: Is it 7:30?
Me: The sequel, actually.
Wife: [pauses] 7:32?
Me: Yep.
Wife: I hate you.
Ten after one.
Yea, time for you to get a watch and follow your dreams because your life is what you make of it.
Dad: "Wow! That's the latest it's been all day!"
At home, my brother and I play Xbox on a tv that's held within a cabinet which we open the doors to display the tv.
We were playing FIFA Fottball/Soccer the other day and my dad walked in, and in order to get by he had to close one of the doors. Then as he was leaving, he forgot to open it again, a so we could only see half of the tv.
We asked him to open the door, and instead of opening it, he kept walking and said, I guess it's half time.
Somewhere between 8:00am and 5:30pm, I replied.
Time to get a new watch
(Then later)
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
I don't know what time it is, an elephant sat on my watch!
2:40 (Two for Tea)
looks down at bare arm
about a freckle past a hair.
Son:uhh 2:30 Dad:If your tooth hurtie than you should go to the dentist
Looks at his wrist. Dad doesn't have a watch on. "Skin Time"!
Me (in dining room with no clock nearby): Dad! What time is it in there?
Dad (in kitchen with a clock in front of his face): Same time as it is in there.
Toot-in-common.
" I don't know... it keeps changing.
" I don't know... it keeps changing.
Tooth-hurty
Time to buy a new fence.
"Time you got a watch!"
Every time
2:30
"You should probably go to the dentist then!"
