A list of puns related to "Time Division Multiplexing"
That joke was so bad I can't even
Amazon Prime day is on the 21st. I personally would not partake of Prime day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st
Ten tickles!
Of course it only has eight of those.
So the first two were test tickles!
I guess I suffer from premature ejokeulation
Guess itβs true what they say, you can not hit what you can Nazi
But you didn't laugh
These zoo meetings are really taking off.
I said thatβs impossible, Labor Day is in September!
(New dad of a 3 week old, trying to step into my new role)
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
Because they work on many levels
Well, toucan play at that game.
Windows
...because last year was 2020, but next year will be 2022.
Iβd have $8.40
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
She got off
Scot-Free
second hand stores!
6:30, hands down.
it's Hans free now..
They don't make them like they are going to anymore
Thatβs why the Bible starts with βIn the big inning....β
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnβt expecting this!
That was the punchline
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
But you didn't like it!
Itβs for Hispanic attacks
but you didn't like it
He was an artificial art official.
The procrasti-gator.
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
It's a little anti-clamatic. I was feeling shellfish so I tried to oyster up out of the water myself, just didn't have the mussel. With the help of a few horses I'd nearly done it, but they freaked at the sight of the thing and scalloped away.
It's just two in tents
Bathlehem
He said it was the most violent golf course he ever attended.
Oops, wrong sub.
A clockodile.
Poor thing had swallowed a yo-yo
My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
They were required to toot in common.
The waitress said she was very sorry, but that wasn't possible.
He laughs most of the time.
Nevermind, I said in a stern voice. After a moment of silence she asked me if I had a bad day (hesitation in her voice). I asked Google to start playing the album.
He looks at his sasqwatch
Our newborn was sleeping on my chest yesterday. She woke up crying. "Woke up on the wrong side of the dad huh?" I said. She stopped crying.... Felt good.
Hands down.
Hands down
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