When it was my first prom I was really nervous, and this called me to be really thirsty. As a song ends, I see my opportunity and all of a sudden I rush to the punch bowl.

There is no punch line.

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My youngest daughterโ€™s joke tonight: When listening to the radio together, I commented, โ€œThis is my favorite Christmas song.โ€ She responds, โ€œNo itโ€™s not! Your favorite Christmas song isโ€ฆ

Feliz NaviDAD! Itโ€™s got your name in it!โ€

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I listened to this new K-pop song about Korean food

It was a Bibim-bop

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My 6 year old daughter was listening to music with me and came up with this one: What is a bananas favorite Tom Petty song?

You Dont Know How It Peels

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I have a hunch this is a great Boston song

Itโ€™s more than a feeling.

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I really enjoyed this song today.

Lamborghini in the bottle baby.

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My favorite song goes a little something like this: "De Spa..."

Nish Inquisition.

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Without this song I would be howlow
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"Let me get this straight, you want me to write a kids song about a dog with a funny "name-o"

"Bingo."

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Daughter: โ€œDad, ask me who sings this song. Iโ€™ll give you a clue, it starts with the letter โ€˜Sโ€™!

Dad: โ€œFirst, ask me if I care. Iโ€™ll give you a clue, it starts with the letter โ€˜Nโ€™โ€

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When people tell me about their favorite band or song artist and say "have you heard of this [song artist] before?" I reply:

"Ofc i heard about this musician, you just told me about them"

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I love the song โ€œthis is how we do itโ€

And also I use it for introducing my friend Howie Dewitt

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[Baba Oโ€™Riley comes on] Son, do you know who sings this song?

Who?

Kid knows his music

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This whole song is dad joke after dad joke.

Mods, please remove this if it is wrong for the sub. I just thought folks here would appreciate.

Song

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This water jug's favorite song is "In Distill of the Night" imgur.com/JoMRWwg
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Do you know this song?

Daughter: "Dad, do you know the song 'Chandelier'?"

Me: <Sing a few lines>. "You mean that one?"

Daughter: "Yeah!"

Me: <Think for a moment> "No, never heard it."

I've tried it and it works with other songs too!

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This entire song is puns. youtube.com/watch?v=NztfOโ€ฆ
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The hit Sisyphus Starship song: We Built This City on Rocks that Roll
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"Ar, Mateys. This tune be called Interstate Love Song".

-Stone Temple Pirates

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I can't get this song about a dragon out of my head.

It's a total earwyrm.

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Thereโ€™s this song about thunder on the radio

Itโ€™s taking the world by storm! (Help me)

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This next song is about subtraction...

"Take it away boys!"

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My buddy dropped this great line after I told him about the "Canada In Our Pockets" song.

Me: "You know what bothers me? We (Canadians) can't sing the "Canada In Our Pockets" song anymore because we can't say the lines "-A penny and a nickle and a quarter and a dime." We don't have pennies anymore :(

Him: Hmm, I guess your right. That just doesn't make any cents.

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This morning, my wife asked me to look up a song on youtube called 'Dear life'...

I said "Is that the remix to 'antelope life'?"

She rolled her eyes, groaned and then laughed.

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Guess who sings this song?

I was about 8 and a friend's dad was driving us somewhere when American Woman comes on the radio.

Friend's Dad(FD): Guess who sings this song?

Me: I don't know.. The Beatles?

FD: No, Guess Who

Me: The Eagles?

FD: Guess Who is the name of the band

Me: groan

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Every morning when I was in grade school my Dad would blast this song NONSTOP.

Good morning good morning good morning! Everytime the song would restart the complaining from me and my brothers would be drowned out by the laughter of my Dad.

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Hey who sings this song?

"UB40"

"no i be 45"

ugh

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We were sitting in McDonald's when this song comes on...

Daughter and I were sitting in McDonald's and "Just The Way You Are" by Bruno Mars comes on.

I said "This song is kind of weird."

She said "Why do you say that?"

I said "It sounds like it's from Mars."

She brightens, thinking she's got me: "It IS fr-- Oh why do I fall for it!?"

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This song is called subtraction

Take it away

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