My boss just told me that I’m the worst mailman he has ever seen.
Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.
2020 and 2021 were fighting for the "Worst Year Ever" award.
[At dinner] Her: I think we need to break up. For starters, I’m sick of your awful jokes at the worst times.
Me: Ok, and for the main course?
The worst thing about driving a Time Machine....
.....is the kids at the back asking, "Are we then yet?"
What is the worst way to ruin a joke?
Where is the worst place to hid in a hospital?
The worst part of spanking a disobedient child at a supermarket is....
......having absolutely no idea whose child it is.
At his wedding, my buddy called me the worst best man he has ever seen.
The worst pub I’ve ever been in was called The Fiddle.
I was anxiously waiting to hear the result of the Worst Bad Habit Awards
Whats the worst crime to occur at a fish market?
I own the worlds worst thesaurus
Not only is it awful, it's awful.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
What is the worst part of divorcing a fish?
Where is the worst place to drive when your wrist hurts?
Why are plumbers the worst drug dealers?
They are always showing their crack.
What's the worst household item?
The vacuum cleaner, because it sucks!
What is the worst way to learn driving ?
The missus has been missing for a week now. The police have told me to prepare for the worst...
So I have been back to the charity shop to get all her clothes back!
What’s the worst thing you can remember doing when drunk?
I remember I came home one night and fixed a dartboard to the ceiling.
Spent the rest of the night throwing up.
What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?
The worst thing about having Piles is...
Its such a pain in the ass.
What’s the worst thing about being an egg?
Where is the worst place to hide in a game of hide and seek?
My 3yo is in a phase where he makes up words a lot, and today I heard him singing "Crotch-ohs, crotch-ohs" over and over. I told my wife, "That sounds like the worst breakfast cereal ever..."
"But at least it's made with whole groins."
My sewing instructor thinks I’m the worst student she has ever seen.
My boss said to me, “You are the worst train operator ever. How many trains have you derailed in the past year?”
I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”
You know the worst thing about eating clocks?
One of the local radio stations had a "Worst Pun" contest.
The best part was you could submit multiple entries, and I sent in a bunch, at least 10. I figured the more I came up with, one of them had to win.
But, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I put my worst joke on youtube for the world to enjoy! (Apologies for clickbaity title)
youtu.be/_xu_nAniZ74
What would be the worst puchase of 2020?
I just bought the worst thesaurus.
It's not only terrible, it's terrible.
How is the worst drummer in Asia called?
They're called No Thai Ming!
Lower back pain is the worst,
it's a real pain in the ass.
During my first month on the road paving crew, they always gave me all the worst jobs. I endured all of it, up until they put me on paint duty...
...that's where I finally had to draw the line.
Found out I'm the worst plumber/electrician in the world when I rewired the toilet.
It was a massive shock to the cistern.
Do you know what the worst part of being a garbage man is?
The worst pub I’ve ever been in was called The Fiddle.
I own the world’s worst thesaurus
Not only is it awful, it’s awful.
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch that it might be me.
My sewing instructor just told me that I’m the worst student she has ever seen.
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
The worst thing about time travelling are the kids asking:
The worst pub I've ever been to was called The Fiddle
During his wedding, my friend told me that I was the worst best man he has ever seen.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
