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"I'll find you....I have contacts."
Avoid getting a console on launch day. Multiple units had to be recalled due to the circuit boards being "fried".
Butternut squash
My uncle's in dyer need.
It’s spam
I was like what are you some kinda meaty urologist?
The police are saying that he’s still at large.
Buddy: Wait, so their idea was, "Your son is the devil, we can fix that with a bone marrow transplant and a virus?"
Me: No, I think they were lying about the retrovirus and just putting holy water and stuff into the marrow to exorcise him. That is my guess because they were just nuns, not real doctors.
Buddy: But, when he was freaking out at the end didn't the nurse say, "The gene therapy would have worked, but he was just too strong!"
Me: Oh yeah, maybe they had some of Jesus's DNA. So, instead of the CRISPR gene they use the CHRISTR gene....
I got an eye roll! No kids yet, but at least I know I can rise to the occasion.
Because he was dad on the inside.
I'm not falling for that again.
I said, "Thanks. You're a real trooper."
Get it? For boating?
Yes yes I get it. You don't have to rub it in.
