you know what drives old people up the wall?
What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
What did one wall say to the other?
A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.
I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.
Saw a photo of a shack that had bailing twine holding the walls up
I gotta say, it really tied the room together...
URINE for a treat right here! A sticker on the bathroom wall at work.
You know what drives everybody up the wall?
The other day I decided to install a highly decorative wall plug in my living room.
I needed a creative outlet.
My two sons 5&8 are playing Minecraft this morning on survival. They are working hard together to build their mansion. I crossed the room in front of the TV to grab my phone as they are balanced high on a wall constructing a roof. My son screams out, “Dad get out of the way!”
I said, “You’re the ones blocking!”
I plugged in a charger to the wall and my usb c headphone to the charger.
-Dad, what are you doing?
-Listening to AC/DC.
After I was arrested, my ex-wife decided to hang a picture of my mugshot on the wall in her living room.
But she still won't admit she framed me.
Yesterday I purchased a world map and put it on the wall in the kitchen
I gave my wife a dart and said:" Throw this and, wherever it lands, i'll take you there for a holiday."
Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
I might just lean against the wall
I went to the rock-wall place but my debit card was declined, so I had to pay with the coins in my car’s center console.
It was my climb-it change.
What happens when you break the 4th wall?
The ceiling will fall and crush you.
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it well. Started insulting and attacking everyone and threw his own feces on the walls.
I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off an auditoriums walls to surround the audience, however
The sound from a pigeon does not, because a coo sticks.
BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
Why is my stud finder constantly going off even when it isn't touching the wall?
Oh wait... I'm holding it.
I took some money off the wall…
Now I hear my roommate saying, "Where's wall dough?"
Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...
Long time fan, first time poster.
What did the painting say to the wall?
I saw a midget climbing down the prison wall the other day
It was a little condescending
I stood, rubbing a piece of plywood that was leaning against the wall, waiting for someone to notice.
“What are you doing, dad?”
I sigh a long, heavy sigh.
“Not much, just feeling board.”
We should have known this year was gonna suck. We were never gonna end the year as winners. The writing was on the wall. At the end of the year, we should have known we'd be facing the truth-
I was putting the outlet cover back on the wall while my wife was working at the computer with her back to me...
She said “what are you doing? What is that noise?”
I said “I’ve been screwing around behind your back.”
She whipped around in shock and saw me, screwdriver in hand, screwing in the outlet cover.
I found it way more entertaining then she did.
Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here.
reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
A midget escaped from prison by using bed sheets tied together and scaled down the outside wall. He left a note detailing his escape plan, highlighting the prison guards stupidity and incompetence.
The Warden said "he's a little condescending"
What is a guy with no arms, no legs, to the wall?
why did the hunter shoot the map on the wall?
What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
The fish swam into a wall..
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
What Did The Fish Say When He Ran Into A Wall?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
What did the fish say when it hit a brick wall?
What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall?
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
What did the wall say to the painting?
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
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