All of the world eventually got the virus

But China got it right off the bat

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DogEatingSpaghetti
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2020
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Why did the kid get a virus on his computer?

His windows was cracked.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crazyflyingroomba
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
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At the hospital they’re taking virus cases on a β€˜first catch’ basis...

It’s in a corona-logical order.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2020
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What did the man with the H1N1 Influenza Virus say when he saw a pig flying?

Swine Flew :D

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sk80Boi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17 2020
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You think Covid-19 is bad? Back in prehistoric times we had the TyrannoSARS virus.

Symptoms include severe triceracoughs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/copenhagen_bram
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2020
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Hey baby do you have the Corona virus?

Because I can’t stop looking achoo

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DieserBene
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23 2020
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Car owner virus is the best kind of virus
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ATMiceli
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2020
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For anyone who has the virus, this message is for you imgur.com/LMRAw6y
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brick2413
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15 2020
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The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.

W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rgapinski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2020
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What virus ended the Jurassic Period?

Dino-SARS

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2020
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COVID-19 is not the only virus to originate from China

There's also Wu Ping cough

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/professorf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2020
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How did China get the virus under control?

They used Han sanitizer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/codemon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15 2020
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The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes

One of them isn't happy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jlit2000
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30 2020
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Why did the virus feel uncomfortable when someone told a disease joke?

Because a little joke never hurt antibody.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Myusernamesthis-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24 2020
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Why can’t ants get the corona virus?

Because they’re anty-bodies (credit: r/funny)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zammieknowsall
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29 2020
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I heard that during this virus outbreak, we shouldn't use the same faucets as other people.

It's something called social distance sink.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Flamenico
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21 2020
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Sweden is having a bad outbreak of the Krona virus.

I have no IKEA when it will be Finnished.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IllegallySneezy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2020
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What do you call a Youtuber with the Corona virus?

Just another influenzer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rjrttu86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11 2020
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What is the official game of Corona Virus Quarantine?

Solitaire.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15 2020
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Where did the Apostle Paul buy his mask for the Corona Virus?

At a shop on the road to Damaskus...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/regfol31
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2020
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I've lost my mind due to the virus panic, but who knows ...

maybe it's just in my head.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2020
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Apparently the corona virus has been around since the 1800s

But it used to spread by COVID wagons

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gigtheweasel
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07 2020
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Dads in the future: Why do they call it the novel corona virus?

It’s a long story...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2020
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We should have known the virus came from China

There were a lot of red flags

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beachKilla
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28 2020
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A man caught a deadly virus while waiting for his flight at the airport

He's terminal ill

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Feddny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21 2020
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Doctor: Why do you think you have the Corona virus, Mr. Gates?

Bill Gates: I feel like a million dollars.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2020
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Why isn't the corona virus in Antartica?

Because they are already in ICEolation

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nickku55
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01 2020
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To keep the virus away, I'm taking forever to open the door, refusing to change the temperature and only playing games in single player mode.

In other words, I'm doing everything I can to be a bad host.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2020
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Antarctica is the only place left without the Corona virus

I guess because they are icelated.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/R3DW01F728
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24 2020
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At first i didn't believe the prime minister of Canada's wife had corona virus

But then someone told me it was trudeau.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sterrrage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15 2020
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In a way, I kind of feel bad for the corona virus.

At my age, I remember how deflating it was to spend hours and hours coming up with an email address or gamer tag that was both clever and fun, only to find out that 18 others had thought of it first

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ty1erWard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01 2020
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If someone dies from the Corona Virus, I guess you can say their death was...

Made in China

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MattBatz1991
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29 2020
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The timing of the Corona virus is perfect for St. Patrick’s day

Because the cases keep Dublin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kevonicus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2020
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Enough of the Corona virus jokes

We're all getting sick of them

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SixxSe7eN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15 2020
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The corona virus just learned self defense.

They were taught Kung Flu.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MattBatz1991
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2020
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What do you call it when you get the Corona virus twice?

Dos Equis

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thatswhatsup327
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2020
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We should have stopped the corona virus in 2019

Hindsight in 2020

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ElodinTheNameless
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2020
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who got Corona Virus?

He pasta way

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thiby
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24 2020
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Bathroom fixtures can't catch the virus.

Let that sink in.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rosenking
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02 2020
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What did the ignorant man say when he heard the Corona virus had been given a new name by the world health organisation

WHO?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hetchem994
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2020
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If the queen gets this virus....

We could be in for a corona-tion not long after!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jackcw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2020
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What goes good with the Corona virus? Lyme disease.

Lol.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BMike2855
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31 2020
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Hey, what would you do if I caught the virus?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SamwiseSHJ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21 2020
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The World Health Organization has declared that dogs can’t transmit corona virus and therefore dogs don’t need to be quarantined anymore.

W.H.O let the dogs out.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2020
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