All of the world eventually got the virus
But China got it right off the bat
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Why did the kid get a virus on his computer?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
At the hospital theyβre taking virus cases on a βfirst catchβ basis...
Itβs in a corona-logical order.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What did the man with the H1N1 Influenza Virus say when he saw a pig flying?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
You think Covid-19 is bad? Back in prehistoric times we had the TyrannoSARS virus.
Symptoms include severe triceracoughs.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Hey baby do you have the Corona virus?
Because I canβt stop looking achoo
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Car owner virus is the best kind of virus
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︎ Aug 13 2020
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︎ Aug 15 2020
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit the Corona Virus and should not be quarantined any longer.
W.H.O. Lets the dogs out!
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︎ Mar 07 2020
What virus ended the Jurassic Period?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
COVID-19 is not the only virus to originate from China
There's also Wu Ping cough
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︎ Aug 12 2020
How did China get the virus under control?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes
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︎ May 30 2020
Why did the virus feel uncomfortable when someone told a disease joke?
Because a little joke never hurt antibody.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Why canβt ants get the corona virus?
Because theyβre anty-bodies (credit: r/funny)
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︎ May 29 2020
I heard that during this virus outbreak, we shouldn't use the same faucets as other people.
It's something called social distance sink.
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Sweden is having a bad outbreak of the Krona virus.
I have no IKEA when it will be Finnished.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
What do you call a Youtuber with the Corona virus?
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︎ Mar 11 2020
What is the official game of Corona Virus Quarantine?
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Where did the Apostle Paul buy his mask for the Corona Virus?
At a shop on the road to Damaskus...
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︎ May 19 2020
I've lost my mind due to the virus panic, but who knows ...
maybe it's just in my head.
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Apparently the corona virus has been around since the 1800s
But it used to spread by COVID wagons
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︎ May 07 2020
Dads in the future: Why do they call it the novel corona virus?
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︎ Apr 30 2020
We should have known the virus came from China
There were a lot of red flags
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︎ Mar 28 2020
A man caught a deadly virus while waiting for his flight at the airport
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Doctor: Why do you think you have the Corona virus, Mr. Gates?
Bill Gates: I feel like a million dollars.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Why isn't the corona virus in Antartica?
Because they are already in ICEolation
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︎ Apr 01 2020
To keep the virus away, I'm taking forever to open the door, refusing to change the temperature and only playing games in single player mode.
In other words, I'm doing everything I can to be a bad host.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Antarctica is the only place left without the Corona virus
I guess because they are icelated.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
At first i didn't believe the prime minister of Canada's wife had corona virus
But then someone told me it was trudeau.
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︎ Mar 15 2020
In a way, I kind of feel bad for the corona virus.
At my age, I remember how deflating it was to spend hours and hours coming up with an email address or gamer tag that was both clever and fun, only to find out that 18 others had thought of it first
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︎ Apr 01 2020
If someone dies from the Corona Virus, I guess you can say their death was...
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︎ Feb 29 2020
The timing of the Corona virus is perfect for St. Patrickβs day
Because the cases keep Dublin.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Enough of the Corona virus jokes
We're all getting sick of them
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︎ Feb 15 2020
The corona virus just learned self defense.
They were taught Kung Flu.
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︎ Jan 31 2020
What do you call it when you get the Corona virus twice?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
We should have stopped the corona virus in 2019
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Did you hear about the Italian chef who got Corona Virus?
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Bathroom fixtures can't catch the virus.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
What did the ignorant man say when he heard the Corona virus had been given a new name by the world health organisation
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︎ Mar 04 2020
If the queen gets this virus....
We could be in for a corona-tion not long after!
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︎ Mar 12 2020
What goes good with the Corona virus? Lyme disease.
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Hey, what would you do if I caught the virus?
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︎ Mar 21 2020
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs canβt transmit corona virus and therefore dogs donβt need to be quarantined anymore.
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