Got dad joked by my wife

Me, whilst tooling down the interstate in upstate New York, "There's another deer crossing sign. Help me keep an eye out, I don't want to hit a deer."

She, "Keep going and we'll hit Buffalo."

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You think this is a lot of snow, Buffalo got four feet.

You know the animal, the Buffalo, it has 4 feet.

Works best if you live in Upstate NY like we do.

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Cousin thinks he's so clever

Riding in the car in upstate NY with my cousin; spotted a deer on the side of the road.

Me: "Deer!" Him: "Yes honey?"

It's been years and I still groan about it.

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