The United Kingdom Puns

A list of puns related to "The United Kingdom"

What's the difference between the United States and United Kingdom

One word

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👤︎ u/ALizardKing
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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News channels when Boris Johnson visits the Queen of the United Kingdom...

Queen receives BJ

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👤︎ u/dubaidadjokes
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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WWE decided to stop John Cena pay-per-view events in the United Kingdom.

Because when John Cena visits UK, EU can't see him.

Ba dum tss

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👤︎ u/thebadconsultant
📅︎ Jun 26 2016
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Currently in the process of uniting a kingdom
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👤︎ u/AyalaST
📅︎ May 15 2020
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Dad joked by friend's girlfriend

I recently returned from the United Kingdom and was telling my friend about my souvenirs when his girlfriend walks up. Me: I still have a few pounds. Friend's girlfriend: Yeah, I can see that.

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👤︎ u/AlecBaldwinner
📅︎ Aug 16 2014
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