Police have arrested the World Tongue Twister Champion.
They said he will be given a tough sentence.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Why did the tongue doctor go broke?
Because there’s no accounting for taste.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue on the gluten-free pizza?
He ate it before it was cool.
Why did the drummer spend the entire concert with his tongue on the Hi-hat?
How did the hipsters burn their tongue?
They drank their coffee before it was cool…
Chris Hemsworth just won the 1st annual tongue biting competition. In a post contest interview he said
I took my Burmese Python to the OB/GYN for a broken tongue
She needed a hiss-terectomy
Why was the man with no tongue banned from making jokes at weddings?
Everyone decided they were just a bit tasteless
What did they do to the tongue twister who committed a crime?
They gave him a tough sentence!
The world tongue twister just got arrested by the police
I heard they were going to give him a hard sentence
Sitting in the ER with my son last night, he got me with this one. I was trying to lift his spirits and was pointing out all the crazy equipment they have in the room. I said "Oh look. They have tongue depressers." He says "Those won't work on me." I asked why and he says...
"I'm on antidepressants."
He's going in for surgery at 3:30pm Pacific. All your positive thoughts and prayers are appreciated.
Edit: Thank you all for the kind words and omg for the gold! He's out of surgery and looks to be recovering nicely. All your well wishes helped cheer him and his parents up.
There’s a banned cheese that’s on the tip of my tongue... Camber, ... Camemb,...
A pun that really flows off the tongue
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion
If found guilty he'll be given a real tough sentence
What did the Norse god of thunder say after biting his tongue during an intense weight-lifting session?
I recently tried on some new shoes and I told the salesman they felt a bit snug. He told me to try pulling the tongue.
“OK,” I said, “buth I don’th know how thith will helpth”
What made the tongue sad at the doctor’s office?
The doctor brought out the tongue depressor
I know the tongue of the shoes
Some say I Converse with them.
Could you imagine a metalworker who bites his tongue but then cannot quite place the metallic taste of his blood?
Waiter: Our special of the day is beef tongue.
Customer: Ugh! I can’t eat anything out of an animal’s mouth. Give me a coupla eggs.
How did the tongue depressor get its name?
Because it stops your tongue from lolling.
Why did the plumber burn his tongue?
He always eats his food piping hot.
Police have arrested the World Tongue Twister champion
They said he will be given a tough sentence.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue on a piece of pizza?
He ate it before it was cool
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he drank coffee before it was cool.
The world tongue twister champion just got arrested.
I heard they're going to give him a really tough sentence...
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested..
I hear they are gonna give him a really tough sentence.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion...
...they say he will be given a tough sentence
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Police have arrested the world tongue-twister champion.
They said he'll be given a tough sentence.
The world tongue twister champion got arrested
I hear they are going to give a really tough sentence.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he ate the pizza before it was cool 😎
They recently arrested the world tongue twister champion
I imagine they'll give him a long sentence
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He ate his breakfast before it was cool.
How did the hipster burn their tongue?
Ate their meal before it was cool.
Police have arrested the World tongue-twister Champion.
I imagine he'll be given a tough sentence.
How did the Hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He took a sip of his coffee before it was cool.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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