Why do we say break a leg in the theatre?

Its because everyone in the play is in a cast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akien0222
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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It occurred to me today that I would have loved to see two of my favorite bands from the 90s, led respectively by David Usher and Gavin Rossdale, on the same ticket. The sign on the theatre would have been epic.

Moist Bush.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/average_legend
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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The ESPN Network should have a channel for drama and theatre

Thespian Network

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PacMook_Bro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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My boss at the movie theatre asked me why I haven't sold any M&M's

I told him it's not my fault they're hard-sell candy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Over the weekend I took my wife to the theatre to see a performance that was all about puns.

It was a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunselpower
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Why do my university lecture theatres have all this blank artwork on the walls?

Link.

It's baffling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ktisis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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I went to see the famous "Iron Swordsmen of Venice" perform their street theatre.

But when I got there, the streets were empty with only a small sign saying that there would be no show today because it was the Ferrous Duelers' Day Off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyclopsRock
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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[Interview] β€œIt says here on your resume that you used to be in the theatre. What made you leave?”

β€œWell, the movie ended, so...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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I never take my herding dog into the theatre, but tonight my children are performing.

So I might let my coliseum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Julius Caesar ordered pizza for the senate at the Theatre of Pompey

Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?

Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...

Brutus: I ate 2 slices.

Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amanbbi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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I saw a crowd of chess enthusiasts talking about how good they were when I was going into the theatre...

.... they were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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My local movie theatre got robbed tonight, and the thieves got away with just over $1200...

They got 2 Large Cokes, a Large Popcorn, and a box of Skittles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOcoee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Just saw Pinocchio perform at the theatre.

His performance was kind of wooden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Advnchur
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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An aspiring thief enters the theatre...

...and steals the spotlight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomholder
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2017
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A thief broke into the local theatre last night...

Reports say that he stole the spotlight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pootis__Spencer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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My school did a theatre performance on the alphabet.

It was called "a play on words".

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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My local theatre is showing a play called 'The Dictionary.'

It's a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Why don't you see any Formula One movies in the theatres?

They're too racy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaoticFather
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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I was at the movie theatre and somebody turned off the screen... thats a pretty dark joke if you ask me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronFootBoy1234
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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I just saw Les Miserables in the theatre

Personally I think the whole rebellion thing was staged

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taaffe7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2017
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Why did the fruit theatre company not pick the melon to star in Romeo and Juliette?

Because it cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsFrank11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2017
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If the Globe Theatre has a cafΓ©, its motto should be "Service with a Simile."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Injustpotato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2015
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At the Theatre

Ordering snacks to eat during a movie. My dad orders a large popcorn, 2 drinks, and some candy. The employee gets everything, we pay and as we are walking away:

Employee: "Enjoy the movie"

Dad: "What movie?"

He walks off towards the door...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wailmerhater
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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Friend's dad at the movie theatre

This happened a few years ago, but I only just discovered this sub, so here it is. Friend's dad took a few of us to see 300 in IMAX. There were a couple big digital marquees with the movie names and times once we got inside. One of them included "RESTROOM" on the bottom. We thought this was hilarious and started saying "let's go see Restroom instead! It sounds great! Hahaha."

Friend's dad turns to us with a completely straight face and says, "Nah, I heard it stinks."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlapYourHands
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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Went to see Rogue One yesterday and ended up walking out of the theatre.

After the credits ran, very good movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoNotCool
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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Dad jokes at the theatre

I sent a bag of chocolates backstage to my sister during intermission accompanied by a note reading "Don't choke-at-all, just choke-a-lot"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dali_Lamba
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2016
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An aspiring thief enters the theatre...

and steals the spotlight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dacs1306
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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