I was watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on my mobile and the feed shut off.
I got a text from my mobile provider saying Iβd exceeded my monthly Data allowance.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and thinking to myself....
Where the fuck is my roof ?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
I was outside, laying down, at night, admiring the stars and the moon
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︎ Mar 01 2021
What do you call a neon sheep in the Star Wars universe?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
I've got the body of a porn star....
All my clothes says XXXX.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Chewbacca of Star Wars was once a great baseball player in The Major Leagues. . . . . .
Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
Who stared as Han Solo in the Scandinavian remake of Star Wars?
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︎ Mar 20 2021
William Shatner, Star Trekβs Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched womenβs underwear business...
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying βShatner Pantiesβ.
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︎ Feb 16 2021
I promised my new girlfriend the sun, the moon and the stars....
So, I took her to the planetarium.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Ever since the Death Star blew up, Anakin has taken to the NY Stock Exchange
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Tell a man there are three hundred billion stars in the universe, and he believes you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he has to touch it to be sure.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Last night as I lay in bed staring at the stars I thought to myself
Where the heck is the ceiling?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
So I was laying in bed last night, looking up at the stars.
Then I realised. Where the f*** is my roof?
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What about the star?
My husband and I finally finished decorating the Christmas tree tonight. Thereβs always a star and we forgot to grab the box from the basement. I said to my husband, βWhat about the star?β Without skipping a beat, he says, βItβs 2020. Zero stars.β
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts
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︎ Dec 01 2020
A husband and wife were at a marriage counselor. The wife complained, "he only talks about Star Wars! I've had it. I'm leaving him!" The counselor turned to the husband: "well?"
The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."
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︎ Nov 20 2020
It's in the Stars π
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Will you hurt your eyes if you look at the stars for too long?
This is a Sirius question.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
My wife broke up with me at the star wars celebration. An anakin cosplayer came up to me, put his hand on my shoulder, and said...
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Star wars on the stairs
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︎ Nov 15 2019
What does a 6'10" Irishman with a sunburn have in common with the star named Betelgeuse?
They're both red giants, and way bigger than my son(sun).
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What is the difference between an Australian pop star and Jesus on the toilet?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Why can't Mike Tyson live in the Star Wars universe?
Because it's inhothpitable.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
In a vote for my favourite film of the Star Wars franchise ...
... βSoloβ would win Hans down.
(Iβm sure thatβs been done before but itβs new to me. Sorry if thatβs the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really βdownβ either. Shucks)
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︎ Sep 07 2020
What did the shooting star say to the journalist?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
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︎ Jun 29 2020
The next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain
She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.
Her name will be Ella Vader
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︎ Feb 29 2020
What is the preferred hot beverage of movie stars?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Whatβs the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?
The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
After watching Star Wars, my friend on tumblr told me he identifies as The Force
I guess that makes him a ForceKin
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I heard the catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. An admirable snackbar.
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︎ May 07 2020
How do you know which star is the Christmas star?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop the Star Wars puns.
Divorce is strong with this one.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
If spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
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