I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs
Itβs a step by step guide
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My wife asked me what would stop the stairs from creaking..
Apparently βWeight Watchersβ was not the right answer.
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︎ Nov 02 2022
What do you call a wizard that feel down the stairs?
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︎ Oct 26 2022
I really don't like taking the stairs
They're always up to something
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︎ Oct 20 2022
What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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︎ Sep 23 2022
When I was very young, my dad used to let me put my pocket money in a special box under the stairs.
I was 15 before I found out, it was the bloody electric meter.
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︎ Aug 28 2022
A boy mysteriously tripped on the stairs and died.
The police said it was a very strange staircase.
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︎ Aug 17 2022
What does superman have at the top of his stairs?
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︎ May 01 2022
Just built some new stairs for the front of my house
Everyone says it looks stoopendous
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︎ May 13 2022
I fell down the stairs and had to get stitches...
When I texted my friends, the replies were:
"That was a misstep"
"Tread lightly while you recover, friend"
"I hope the stitches aren't obvious so people don't stare"
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︎ May 02 2022
There are several ways to get to the second floor. Some prefer the stairs, others the elevator.
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︎ Jan 17 2022
You cannot trust the stairs
They are always up to something.
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︎ Mar 20 2022
Wanna know why the inventor of stairs was considered the greatest genius of our time?
Because he always took life one step at a time
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︎ Apr 26 2022
A good guide I found to falling down the stairs
Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 7
Step 10
Step 15
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︎ Jan 01 2022
A math teacher fell down the stairs while he was carrying a bunch of probability textbooks
You could say the odds where stacked against them
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︎ Apr 04 2022
What's it called when two Slinkys descend the stairs at the same time?
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︎ Mar 17 2022
What is the difference between looking up the stairs and walking up the stairs?
One is staring up the steps, the other is stepping up the stairs.
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︎ Jan 21 2022
I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
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︎ Feb 06 2020
Darth Vader found his new wife near the stairs...
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︎ May 04 2021
What happens to a goose that fell down the stairs?
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︎ Jan 15 2022
" What happened to the geese when they fell down the stairs?? "
They all got goose bumps..
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︎ Aug 06 2021
Star wars on the stairs
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︎ Nov 15 2019
The mechanical stairs going up at the rail station are not working.
Is there anyway I can escalate this to higher management?
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︎ Oct 12 2021
So I'm walking down stairs with my 2 year old son this morning when my wife calls from the kitchen...
"Hey, you boys Wahstarving?"
"umm... what?"
"Cause I've got WAHFULLS!"
(She was so proud, a decent dad joke from the mama panda)
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︎ May 28 2021
I donβt trust the stairs... theyβre always up to something.
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︎ Jul 19 2019
Why did the toddler poop every time he went up the stairs?
He was working on his gross motor skills.
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︎ Oct 22 2021
My brother Mike fell from the stairs this morning
It was a serious mic drop
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︎ Oct 21 2021
The stairs started moving..
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︎ Aug 27 2021
My brother always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
My wife always prefers the stairs, whereas I always like to take the elevator.
I guess we are raised differently.
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︎ Oct 29 2018
Why couldn't the Buddha vaccuum his stairs?
Because he didn't have any attachments.
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︎ Jun 09 2021
I wrote a book about falling down the stairs
It's a step by step guide
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︎ Aug 07 2022
I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs
Itβs a step by step guide
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︎ Feb 15 2022
I just finished my book on how to fall down the stairs.
It's a step by step guide.
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︎ Aug 19 2022
I have written a book on how to fall down the stairs.
Itβs β a step in step guide.
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︎ Aug 07 2022
What do you call a wizard who fell down the stairs?
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︎ Jan 29 2022
I wrote a book on how to fall down the stairs...
It's a step by step guide.
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︎ Feb 19 2022
I wrote a book on how to fall Down the stairs.
It's a step by step guide
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︎ Feb 24 2022
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
.. a condescending con descending
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︎ Mar 30 2022
What do you call a snobby prisoner falling down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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︎ Mar 04 2022
How to Fall Down the Stairs:
Step 1
Step 2
Step 4
Step 7
Step 10, 14, 19
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︎ Aug 23 2021
I wrote a self help book on how to fall down the stairs
It's a step by step guide
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︎ Feb 20 2022
I have written a book on how to fall down the stairs
Itβs a step by step guide.
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︎ Aug 07 2021
How to fall down the stairs?
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 6
Step 12
Step 24
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︎ Oct 19 2021
How do you fall down the stairs?
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 6
Step 11
Step 16
Floor
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