The Space Museum Puns

It was an empty building.

I was disappointed just to find a large empty room

There was nothing to see.

12 year old son: "Did you know Venus is the hottest planet in the solar system?"

Me: "Did you know Venus is the only planet whose name rhymes with 'penis'?"

The best part was my wife and kids trying to stifle their embarrassed laughter around the museum visitors. :)

I don't recommend it though, there's nothing in it.

I call it, The Air and Space Museum.

My girlfriend and I were at a NASA exhibit at the National Museum of the US Airforce.

The NASA exhibit had a long ramp to the top of the exhibit.

Dad with Daughter -- "Gee, can you believe they got a ramp up in space like this?"

Daughter -- sigh "Daaaad!"

"Hey, I'm going to do some errands."

"Ok sounds good I'll be here"

"Do you know where I'm going to do those errands?"

"No, where?"

"At the Errand Space Museum" and then he did his patented Dad Fake Laugh and walked out the door.

God dammit

There was nothing there

It was empty.