It's a air and space museum
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📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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I went to the Air and Space Museum.

It was an empty building.

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👤︎ u/IranRPCV
📅︎ May 16 2019
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I went to the museum of air and space today

I was disappointed just to find a large empty room

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📅︎ May 21 2019
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I recently visited the air and space museum...

There was nothing to see.

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👤︎ u/schwongs
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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Dadjoked my son at the planet exhibit of the National Air and Space Museum.

12 year old son: "Did you know Venus is the hottest planet in the solar system?"

Me: "Did you know Venus is the only planet whose name rhymes with 'penis'?"

The best part was my wife and kids trying to stifle their embarrassed laughter around the museum visitors. :)

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👤︎ u/goconrad
📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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I went to the new air and space museum that just opened up in my town!

I don't recommend it though, there's nothing in it.

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👤︎ u/Mikee_ONE
📅︎ Sep 25 2015
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I built a warehouse.

I call it, The Air and Space Museum.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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"You can't live in space..."

"Why can't I live in space?" "There's no air in space, for one." Dad: "But there's an Air 'n' Space Museum!"

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👤︎ u/KaLinSka
📅︎ Sep 10 2013
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Saw Dad Joke in the Wild!

My girlfriend and I were at a NASA exhibit at the National Museum of the US Airforce.

The NASA exhibit had a long ramp to the top of the exhibit.

Dad with Daughter -- "Gee, can you believe they got a ramp up in space like this?"

Daughter -- sigh "Daaaad!"

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👤︎ u/nlpavalko
📅︎ Nov 28 2014
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Dad just sprung this one on me

"Hey, I'm going to do some errands."

"Ok sounds good I'll be here"

"Do you know where I'm going to do those errands?"

"No, where?"

"At the Errand Space Museum" and then he did his patented Dad Fake Laugh and walked out the door.

God dammit

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📅︎ Dec 23 2014
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I went to the air and space museum yesterday

There was nothing there

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📅︎ May 05 2019
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Went to the air and space museum today.

It was empty.

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👤︎ u/Randomd0g
📅︎ May 25 2019
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