The Snowmen Puns

A list of puns related to "The Snowmen"

What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs.

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👤︎ u/ProfPacific
📅︎ Dec 08 2022
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What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?….

Snow balls

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👤︎ u/CYBERSson
📅︎ Dec 08 2022
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Two snowmen are in a field. One sniffs the air, looks quizzically at his snowman friend with his stick eyebrows frowning, and says...

"This is weird. I can only smell carrots!"

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👤︎ u/StickyTunas
📅︎ Dec 15 2022
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6 year old came home with this one. She always giggles before the punchline: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Ice Krispies!

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👤︎ u/lodiman77
📅︎ Dec 01 2021
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The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best. Winter boasts, "Well, you can build snowmen and the snow is so beautiful. And Christmas!! Everyone loves Christmas!"

Spring laughs, "Well sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can't get much better than that!"

Summer rays, "Yes, but I am undoubtedly the overall best season! Girls in bikinis, ice cream, nice weather. You can't top that. What about you autumn, what do you have to offer?"

Autumn leaves

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👤︎ u/808gecko808
📅︎ Aug 23 2021
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What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?

Chill out.

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👤︎ u/civicbro
📅︎ Mar 17 2021
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What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow-balls

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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I keep getting haunted by the ghosts of snowmen...

Icy dead people...

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👤︎ u/BeardFM
📅︎ Jan 03 2017
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Two snowmen decide to have cake for dessert. One snowman spits some out saying it tastes like boogers. The other snowman says.

Well, it’s carrot cake.

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👤︎ u/anton7ram
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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Did you hear the one about the party of Jewish french snowmen?

Bonhomme tish.

I think I strained my shoulder reaching for that one.

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👤︎ u/ccococco
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls

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👤︎ u/RadaROperator_1
📅︎ Apr 03 2022
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What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/MaybeTheDoctor
📅︎ Aug 07 2021
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2 snowmen out in a field, one turns to the other and says...

Can you smell carrots?

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👤︎ u/FuckYourNostrils
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

snowballs

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Aug 02 2021
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What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snowballs.

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👤︎ u/VictorHelios1
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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What's the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen?

Snow Balls

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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What is the difference between snowmen and snow-women?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/_joshi_
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/bishboshTV
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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Two snowmen in a field... One says to the other...

Can you smell carrots?

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👤︎ u/ForOneDayOnly
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Whats the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/csgo_Kriptonas
📅︎ Apr 07 2019
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What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/Aquilax420
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/robindc_93
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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What's the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen?

Snow balls!

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen ?

Snowballs !

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👤︎ u/Paskner
📅︎ Jan 08 2015
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What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/ChrisJones3134
📅︎ Mar 07 2017
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What's the difference between snowmen and snow-women?

Snowballs

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👤︎ u/Bakunetsu
📅︎ Jul 09 2016
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What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

snowballs

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👤︎ u/GooLuster
📅︎ Jun 10 2015
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