6 year old came home with this one. She always giggles before the punchline: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Ice Krispies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
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What do you call baby snowmen?

Chill-dren

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Actual_Tom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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The snowmen that appeared overnight looked a lot like us.

Our little town doesn’t normally get too much snow as winter comes knocking it’s way over. A light dusting of white will frost the few neighborhoods we have, there’s never enough to completely snuff out the patches of green that peaked out from under the thin blanket. The kids would barely have enough to throw a few snowballs around

So when the town woke up one morning to a proverbial downpour of snow, everyone started getting excited. The adults who would have work in the morning were perhaps not looking forward to drifting their cars through the snow, the kids however. My little brother had his face pressed against the window, pigly little nose all scrunched up watching the beads of white drifting down.

I wondered if other families were doing the same thing we were. Just all bundled up watching the static outside while pulling hot cocoa in through pursed lips. I’ll remember that night fondly, no words. Just a nice time spent together. By the time we all decided it was time for bed, except my little brother who had to be forced, the snow was still raging. I had heard of what’s called a β€œWhite out” but that was my first time seeing one in person. I’ve lived in this town for far too long.

Not quite Christmas but waking up had a similar sensation. Instead of presents under a tree though, I was excited to see what our little cozy town looked like with a heavy coating of playful white powder. I stayed in bed for a moment, trying to prepare myself for the loss of warmth my blankets provided. Still I was eventually able to exit the blankets and quickly prepare for the day ahead.

When I made my way downstairs I was surprised to see my little brother looking out the window. I had thought he would already be outside fully clad in his winter armor making the most out of our present. My parents were there too, they were all just looking out the large window in our living room, just like we had been the night before. β€œWhat’s going on?” I questioned them, I could feel a soft laugh caught in my throat.

β€œSnowmen!” My brother exclaimed with that enthusiasm that only an eight year old can muster. His face lit up when he turned to look at me. He ran to the door and started to throw on his coat. My parents revealed to me that they were waiting for me to come downstairs so I could watch my brother for them. Of course they were. Normally I was the type to roll my eyes but I honestly wanted to play outside too. Growing up in this town I had never seen snowfall like this so

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AuthorJoJo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2021
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In the film "Django Unchained" Django uses a snowman for target practice. Are snowmen actually things people would make during the 1850s or was it just used in the film as an artistic liberty?
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Why shouldn't you ever ask snowmen to hang out?

Because they're flaky!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2021
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Piggy gets abducted in Haddonfield by local snowmen v.redd.it/nwf2103hsj481
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RallerZZ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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What film studio's intro that features santa claus being chased by two evil snowmen?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/launchmeup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Me and my brother built some AmongUs Snowmen.🚨
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HELP-me_pIs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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snowmen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reasonable-JPEG
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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SO made snowmen macaroons - Happy holidays!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flugtbilist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2021
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What do you call a bunch of snowmen with whistles in their mouths?

Snowden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fantagious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2021
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Merry Christmas β›„ Go build ugly snowmen and write signs on the snow and not get pounced on by tigers for a day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsShadowWolf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2021
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Snowmen spotted in Tower Grove Park Saturday 1/15 reddit.com/gallery/s5fxtn
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaschulz064
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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Felt like the snowmen would fit this type of meme
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xstarfishez
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2021
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Customisable snowmen! :D v.redd.it/fuswusz8voa81
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πŸ‘€︎ u/juuccaa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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Snowmen make good body blockers v.redd.it/eko4tu6lrj481
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πŸ‘€︎ u/a-frightful-night
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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Eh, I think we should dress the snowmen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CompoteKooky9360
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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(Classy Christmas) Dwight was sociopathic in this episode but Jim just goes around stabbing the snowmen (which he thinks Dwight is hiding in) in the the heart with his umbrella and beheading them. The show could've taken a REAL dark turn in this moment. v.redd.it/xqr4nissl9781
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingecom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2021
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My meringue snowmen melted in the oven..
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2021
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Just a couple of snowmen chillin β˜ƒοΈβ„
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πŸ‘€︎ u/silverliningcurls
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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MoRA may have removed these snowmen, but may they live on forever here in r/Brunei ! -- HIDUPLAH SNOWMEN !! β˜ƒοΈβ˜ƒοΈ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sec5
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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Patriotic Snowmen
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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Snjokoss - Try to Find the Snowmen!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HynraFoo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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It was also the night that the night snowmen came to life
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2021
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Hawaiian Snowmen reddit.com/gallery/ro28m3
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2021
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Snowmen are overrated reddit.com/gallery/rus5gl
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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It was almost comical to see a bunch of snowmen blindly stumbling around and running into each other.

Who knew that watching the zombies outside our window after a snowstorm could actually be fun?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2021
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Creatures Disguised as Snowmen are Taking Over My Neighbourhood

The first time I saw the creature was two days ago, on my way into work. It was early morning, around 6AM, and I was driving down the street when I saw the strangest-looking snowman I'd ever laid eyes on.

It was taller than an ordinary snowman, made of four large round boulders of ice instead of the usual three. And it had extra arms, as well. Six sticks came off from its thorax like giant insect legs. Three sticks on each side, crooked and knobby. Two more branches were protruding from its face, like warped, misshapen mandibles. It had a wicked grin with sharp teeth made of jagged, broken stones.

"Wow, what kinda creepy-ass latchkey kid builds a snowman like that," I asked myself aloud, picturing Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes and his demented snowman escapades. Only this was not funny - it was highly disturbing for some reason I couldn’t put my finger on.

The effect was terrifying, like a giant insectile snow-alien. A totem of ice, made for a malevolent frozen god. And worse yet, its gaze seemed to follow me as I drove past in the low light of the morning. Surely just my imagination, I told myself - tired eyes and not enough sleep…

But still, I glanced in the mirror and saw its head was turned in my direction, when I had been certain it had been facing the other way before.

I shuddered involuntarily and continued driving, feeling like a dark cloud was following me for the rest of the day.

On the way home later, I was pleasantly surprised to see the snowman had been taken down. I realized I had been holding my breath as I turned onto the street I lived on, oddly afraid as I approached the house where the snow-creature had been constructed.

Maybe the kid's parents found the thing as creepy as I did, I thought to myself. Either way, I was glad to see it gone.

Continuing down the street to my house, I backed into my driveway, then looked up and froze when I saw the exact same snowman was now on my neighbour’s front lawn across the street, its head turned so it was looking straight at me. Its extra legs and arms appeared to be waving in the strong winds, making it look animated and alive.

I got out of the car, eyeing the snowman across the road suspiciously.

"Hey, Jordan," said a weasley voice to my left as I set my feet down on the slick driveway.

Caught off guard, I slipped on the black ice. After pinwheeling and sliding for a few scary moments, I recovered my balance by grabbing onto the hood of the car with both hands. Turni

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2021
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I made a family of wire snowmen with my own hands
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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Snowmen must hate rabbits
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWhiteKnight554
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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Is anyone else having trouble keeping snowmen alive in shulker farms in 1.18?

My shulker farm has run dutifully for months, and I've had to replace snowmen 2-3 times. Since 1.18, I'm replacing them multiple times per week.

The shulker sees them through an iron trapdoor over a wall. Pretty standard design; I've not seen it happen, but I've got to imagine shulker bullets are getting through?

Is anyone else seeing this?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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DBD belongs to the snowmen now...
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2021
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[TOMT][MOVIE][2000s] CGI Movie about Snowmen?

Early 2000's CGI film that had two snowmen rolling down a large snowy hill that ends in a cliff. Just before they roll off the edge one of the snowmen says something like "wait this snow came from SPRING water", and they bounce across the cliff and make it to the other side. Also there were several dream sequences involving large neon colored clocks.

The animation and appearance could best be described as "Veggie-tales" like, but it wasn't that show.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2021
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PSA: If you're looking for snowmen for the Mazda of All Trades Accolade, go to the volcano
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2021
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What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snowballs

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2021
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Okay, I deleted my old account but I couldn't bring myself to delete these snowmen and not share with the Memphis community. This a new account from the Goopy_Mario786 account. I'll keep posting for Memphis. reddit.com/gallery/s9n47o
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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Absolutely imperfect and lacking confectioner’s sugar, but here are my Linzer cookies! They were supposed to be gingerbread men, snowmen, and snowflakes, but are instead skinny babies, thermometers, and asterisks. Oh well, a try is a try!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iliketobakebake
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2021
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These snowmen at my college that I'm not entirely certain aren't alive
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_pop_tart
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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🀣that look when some insane snowmen go nuts beside youβ„β˜ƒοΈβ˜ƒοΈ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Michi_san_gotchi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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Shoutout to the friendly killers letting you escape in snowmen

Just had a Wraith farm hitting snowmen with me and let me escape in a snowman and I thought that was super cool, was not expecting anything other than tunneling and camping like with most events, so this was a pleasant surprise :D

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2021
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Snowmen in Georgia are made of nightmares and mud and they’re ready to rise up and murder us all.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HowWeGonnaGetEm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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Zombies Chasing Snowmen, Happy Holidays to everyone! v.redd.it/9entx6kmm4581
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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snowmen,destroyer of warmth,feaster on souls. takes 2x damage from fire attacks. takes 4x damage from water,but slowly heals it. takes 0.5 damage from ice attacks
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Snowmen. snowballs, snowdragons
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apricot_Ension
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2021
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Have snow lumps stopped spawning for anyone else? It has been 3 days since I’ve had one. I have one left over, so I don’t believe I’ve built all the snowmen. I’m really upset I probably won’t get to unlock them all 😭
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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A collection of STEM Snowmen! Hope everyone enjoyed their snowy long weekend! reddit.com/gallery/s5v0vz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AirForceGaming
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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Winter Event Inflatable Snowmen - Animations & SFX | Render by: puppet88 v.redd.it/wojx5vxzhs281
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2021
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I JUST LOST TWO SNOWMEN???? (read replies)
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