I told her of coarse not he’s a hoe.
Bad case of Dye, Aria.
Got outside and she ran 100m in 9.72 seconds
... because I smelter.
Divorce is strong with this one.
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute and when I came out, I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a slight limp...
So I asked her out on a date for the weekend but to let me know by Friday if she had to can salami.
(Cancel on me)
It was a real He-Shed She-Shed situation.
Oh, never mind... It's pointless.
"Orange you glad I reminded you?"
We have a code dependent relationship.
There was no battering ram.
Guess who's gonna find a bunch of losers in a box tomorrow morning at their doorstep.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery.
I proceeded to walk into the door of the ward she'd won
So I took the wrap for her.
She said she'd love to and she's very flexible
Why can't they understand that, sometimes, I just want to be leaft alone?
She couldn't remember.
I guess it was unstable.
When he was stirring the mortar, he told me to get him something to stir it with, but he told me it couldn't be a fork. I asked why, and he said "cause then I'd be a mortar forker."
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
Took me to the park and ran 100m in 6.5 seconds!
