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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Jude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Tap on the screen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzie222
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What did Baby Yoda say the first time he watched The Mandalorian on a high-def screen?

Not HDMI, because Baby Yoda can't speak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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We had a critical issue at work today, the icons on the monitor screen were small

It took us a while to work out a proper resolution

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faisalz8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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My 7 year old son is remote learning and I walked into the room to find him logged into his class with his back facing the computer screen. I asked, β€œwhat are you doing?”

He said, β€œI’m back to school!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Tap on the screen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Tap on the screen...

Tap on the screen...

I hope this is allowed here...πŸ˜‰

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majikthise042
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Is the leader of the Screen Actors Guild

the acting president?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rover359
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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The error message on fat bastards screen when his computer crashed

Chin-tax error

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jskell89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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My daughter has to screen the light from windows and doors in order to get ideas...

She shudders to think...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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A friend posted a pic of her at the Hollywood Bowl and the big screens read β€œFree Wi-Fi”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/squirrelboii
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What did the phone screen say to the dad joke?

Looks like the joke’s on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aphotdog95
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?

So you feel write at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Butt the screen has a crack on it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ismoketears
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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I finally have installed a mosquitos screen on the window...

But I felt the waste of effort when I found 2 mosquitos still in the room, now I will have to remove the screen to let the mosquitos out and reinstall it again

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inaudience
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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At the pre-screen for Solo, a Star Wars Story. They gave us these in our cup holders. I love nerds. I love puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tritops2018
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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Wife and I are watching an antiques show, when a weathervane shows up on the screen....

The wife and I both to proceed how we like the look of it, and the wife mentions how she likes the lack of a rooster on top.

To which I reply "Of course dear, no one likes a cock swinging around in the breeze".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spyrulfyre
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Don't run into the screen door

You'll strain yourself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/withaph64
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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I've taken to watching episodes of Friends on multiple screens all at the same time

I just love synchronised Schwimmers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MathaMeticulous
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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I was at the movie theatre and somebody turned off the screen... thats a pretty dark joke if you ask me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronFootBoy1234
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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The whole family got new phones. All of us bought Otter Boxes to protect our investment, except my teenage daughter who got a Hello Kitty cover with no screen protector.

It was a worst case scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acemask
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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I had a picture of welch's grape jelly as my phone lock screen for a solid month before the wife asked me about it.

"It's my jam"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blahsalot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2016
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The norweigan radar operator reported seeing some birds on screen

He's Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/motoh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2011
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Did you hear about the the man who fell through the screen door?

He strained himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/discretobandito
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2016
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Did you hear about the phone that was sick and ended up with a cracked screen?

It was a pretty bad case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hug_A_Ginger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2017
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Why does the camera equipment like to party with the green screen?

Because it gets lit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GIMR
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2016
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Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?

So you feel write at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?

So you feel write at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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