If humans were trees, how deep would the roots be ?
What does the square root of 2 like to describe something awesome as?
My girlfriend is the square root of -100.
A perfect 10 but purely imaginary.
What's the only root veggie that comes with a warning?
I was showing off my hibiscus plants to my neighbor, he says the roots are exposed, and I should get more dirt on them.
So I found out they were both having affairs, and stealing from their company's fundraisers!
I still remember the moment when my math professor told us what the square root of -1 was.
I reported my root garden missing to the police.
They told me they’d see what would turnip. Then they told me it wasn’t their beet. I don’t think they carrot all!
I know it's bad but leaf me alone... you're the root of all my problems.
The root of good math jokes is
did you hear about the buddhist who refused novocain during a root-canal?
he wanted to transcend dental medication.
The teacher asked if anyone knew the square root of negative one...
Finally found the square root
What do the Sith and imaginary roots have in common?
Even though I insisted there was no need for repatriation, my neighbour has just brought round a root vegetable in exchange for the reading material I gave them.
So thats a turnip for the books.
We’ve gotten to the root of why the toilet keeps getting clogged..
Our son put a carrot down the pipes
.. I’m sorry, total eye roller I know, just a moment of my day today and didn’t know who else would appreciate this gem
What is the root of all evil?
The amount of cabbage is directly proportional to the square root of the carrots divided by the volume of the Mayo.
Son: Math sucks so much. My teacher wants me to find the square root of I Don’t Give a Crap.
Dad: Easy! Next time, just tell your teacher I Don’t Give Two Shits.
Her self esteem is like the root of minus one: imaginary
This is the root of all evil
My wife said “You can’t change the square-root of a negative.”
She said I couldn’t..... but i can.
LPT: Want beer but are too young to buy it? Buy rootbeer and put it in a square glass. The square cancels out the root and all that's left is beer!
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Money is the root of all evil,
But the highway to hell is the route of all evil.
A chef on a ship invented the first ever floatation device used in case the ships ever sank. Oddly enough the floatation device was a barrel of root beer.
You see, he knew that rootbeer floats.
Why did the Maharishi Yogi opt out of Novocaine during his root canal?
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
TIL the square root of Pai...
What's the square root of pie?
What did the potato say to get the root party rocking?
Kids dispute over the color of a spicy root vegetable
Kid 1: They're red!
Kid 2: No, purple!
...
Dad: I'd call it sort of radish-purple.
I can't wait for the new Veggietales movie. I hear it covers WW2 including Canadian Bacon, French Bread, Spanish Wine, American Roasts, British Root Veggies, and Nazi Sausages.
I'm not saying I'll watch it. But there's been wurst casting.
My girlfriend is the square root of - 100
She's a perfect 10, but completely imaginary
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.
A solid 10, but also imaginary.
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100
A solid 10, but also imaginary
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100
A solid 10, complex and negative half the time.
Did you hear about the Buddhist monk that refused Novocain during a root canal?
His goal: transcend dental medication
“Dad, I don’t know the square root of sixteen.”
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