What do you call the process of taking fish out of the sea?

Deficiency

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shuihoppy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2022
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I’m trying to convince my fellow Americans to adopt the metric system. It’s a slow process

but we’re centimetering closer every day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Masselein
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2022
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I was testing my son on the process of photosynthesis and asked him what’s stomata?

My wife chimes in β€œnothin’! What’s stomata with you?”

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Has anyone else found themselves struggling to process the news about those hikers mauled to death by a gummy-bear?

It was just Haribo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CombatCarlsHand
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2022
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had something of a shower thought Why is the process of sealing food in a jar called canning, shouldn't it be jarring?

But if you call it jarring, that would be uncanny...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninjawhosnot
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2022
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My SO is currently in the process of becoming an Ophthalmologist and she has been woking on jokes for her patients and co workers.... She just made me proud.

SO: Where do Rainbows go when they are bad?

Me: Idk you got me on that one..

SO: They go to Prism......

     *crickets chirping*

SO: but dont worry its just a LIGHT sentence!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CameForTheLurking
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2021
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I got my 6 year old so good and she actually understood it. I cracked myself up in the process

I was holding my daughter in the living room and she saw the jewelry making kit she got for Christmas. She asked me to make her a necklace.

So I immediately dropped her.

She held on to me and dangled with her arms around my neck.

"There, you're a necklace."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Piratey_Pirate
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2022
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I was originally skeptical when the scientist told me he had developed a process that could turn men into mice...

But his demonstration gave me paws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuddenHedgehogs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2022
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What's the process of quitting marijuana called?

Gone-ja

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wrongleveeeeeeer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
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When your mom or dad is in the process of changing their gender

Then they're semi-transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shuihoppy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2022
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Petco wanted to open a restaurant to keep profits flowing during the pandemic. But they couldn’t decide on a good name... To keep the planning process moving they decided on a name that matched their pricing plan:

Perpetuate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigfootNick
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2022
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What did the American say to the Thai immigrant while taking him through the process of becoming an American citizen?

I’m un-Thai-ing you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Milkywaysareyucky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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My friend told me after a long process, the contractors are starting to work her house siding finally

I responded "How ex-SIDING"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dr_wussy52
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2021
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Last year I attempted to prevent a bank robbery and was shot in the process

Luckily the bullet was deflected by the loose change in my breast pocket, you could say it was my life savings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2021
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If the process of decaffeinating coffee beans means being doused in formaldehyde...

Does that make them Coffinated?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardwithablog
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Currently in the process of uniting a kingdom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AyalaST
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...

He's a lye-er.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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When no one is around, I would loudly describe the process of cutting down a single tree.

It is just a mono-log.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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If anyone could just reverse the process of making wine, that would be grape.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maax42_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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We’re in the process of potty training my two year old. My wife took her into the bathroom and argued with her that she’s not allowed to take toys into the bathroom.

I interrupted her and told her that it is in fact called a toy-let.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zxcoblex
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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I've discovered the exact process by which a woman becomes a thot, but I'm having issues explaining it.

No one can follow my thot process.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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A friend of mine was discouraged that they couldn't come up with dad jokes. I told them anyone can make dad jokes, you just have to stretch out the thought process a little father.
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Frequent nap taking slows the aging process.

Especially if you take them when you are driving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/millre01
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I read a very interesting ancient Egyptian blog post describing the embalming process

It was on Tombler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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The chemist who created the periodic table was stumped during his process of developing the table. Suddenly, he realized:

He was missing a key element the whole time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnthMaster7
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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I created a Linux background process for the Message Analysis Test Tool.

I call it the MATT DAEMON!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunOverdose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I just finished a great documentary about the process by which metal sheets are fastened together with steel bolts.

It was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_iraq_such_as
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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The process of adding puns to a sentence should be called puntuation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sidewinder94
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Got bored in the process
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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What do you call it when you use explosives in the process of building things?

Weapons of Mass Construction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_otterinabox
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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I'm in the process of writing an extraordinary telescope joke.

Watch this space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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What is the process by which cells do not replicate

Fooleosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoedTachanka21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Scientists have learned how to send humans into the future. Unfortunately, the process causes the subject's bowels to release uncontrollably.

It's a real blast from the past.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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When obese people start to change, which countries help them in the process?

The supportive friend: "U-K?"

The advice friend: thinland

The personal trainer: Core-ia

And the health specialist: Germ-any.

Feel free to add more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcat74
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2017
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A ventilation system failed during the cleaning process in an industrial coffee roster at work today...

Everyone was sent to the lunch room until the production area was clear of smoke. I told a colleague on the way out that today everyone gets a smoke break!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mostly_Aquitted
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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If someone could just reverse the process of making wine...

That would be grape.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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If anyone could reverse the process of making wine, that would be grape.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lafleur2017
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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