Why didn't they let the fungi into the party?
Why did the Walrus go to the tupperware party?
He was looking for a tight seal.
I went to a costume party dressed as a harp. The host said my costume was too small to be a harp.
I replied, "Are you calling me a lyre?"
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited us for a party afterwards.
It was the Father, the Son, and the Goalie host.
At a neighborhood party, my wife asked if I wanted to change the baby.
I said, “Not really. I like him the way he is.”
Where do the dead go to party?
"Have you seen my Post-it note for our neighbour's party on the fridge?" my wife asked.
I said, "I don't want our neighbours having a party on our fridge."
I’m planning a paint themed party for my friend, any paint/art themed puns I can use for the invitations?
When I came to the cruise party with an eyepatch on and a cutlass only to see everyone in suits and ties,
I realized I was dressed inappropirately
Why wasn't the scuba diver invited to the company's executive beach party?
Because he was below C-level.
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was such a fun guy.
What was the cannibal given after he showed up late to the dinner party?
I asked all the countries in the world if they wanted to throw a party. All of them told me they can't because of covid.
Only one was like "Yemen"
The Norse god of mischief only had private birthday parties.
He kept things pretty low key.
I went to a party with the Flu....
Why was the mushroom the hit of the party?
Why did the fruits invite the mushroom as chief guest for their party?
Cause he seemed like a "fun-gi"
Did you hear about the party held for devices used to weigh tractor trailers' loads?
It was a large scale celebration.
Why was the mushroom the life of the party?
So the house cats went to the tigers engagement party.
The tigers were having a great time, roaring, baring teeth and in general having a great time. The cats were sitting quietly off to the side. The tigers asked the cats, “Why so quiet ? Don’t you like to have some boisterous fun ?” The cats replied, “Oh yes, we used to be tigers too. Until we got married.”
PS. (This sounded way better when my friend told me in the original Malayalam language slang poocha-pulee)
Looks like the Democrats are now the party of “A. Blinken.”
I turned up at the fancy dress party dressed as a football.
I was immediately kicked out.
What did the handbag salesman say when he ran out of Camembert at his dinner party?
Sorry, we're all out of Guccis.
No one at my party was able to break the clown piñata.
My wife told me to pick up cheese dip for the New Years Eve party.
My 6 year old daughter set up a party and led me to the registration sheet. It said "Sine here". Now I am wondering if there is another sheet that says "Cosine there".
Sorry for going on a tangent
Why are ghosts the best to party with?
They bring all the booze.
I'll never forget the day I first met my wife. We were at a fancy dress party and she was stood there, looking gorgeous and slim, with her fat mate...
They'd gone together dressed as the number 10...
I knew there and then that she was the One!!
Why did sin and tan not go to the party?
Why couldn’t the stamp go to the party?
I invited the local farmer and his horse to my son's birthday party
They quickly became the centaur of attention
Why wasn't the rock allowed into the party?
He wasn't "granite" permission.
Why did all the witches have to wear name tags at a party?
So they knew which witch was which.
I'd invite Terry to the Halloween party, but I think he'll be terryfied
I know, I know, that was Terryble
Upon seeing a gorgeous girl at the party, I knew I had to meet her. So I approached and told her about a special-purpose ship designed to move and navigate through frozen waters, and provide safe waterways for other boats and ships.
I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.
I was shopping at the grocery store like it was 1999. That’s when I realized the party was over...
Oops, they were out of thyme.
Two monsters were at a party having a good time when one of them noticed a lady monster rolled her eyes at them. The monster asked his monster friend "what should I do?"
The other other monster replied "be a gentleman, roll them back to her."
My dad didn't enjoy the Disco party
I'm holding a 17th Century Party, and all the Enlightenment thinkers can swing by - except one.
We had a party for our office supplies today. We even invited the invisible ink.
The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power
That’s a lot of wasted votes
What did the prawn say to the scallop at the party?
"I have to go, I think I've pulled a mussel!"
Some students needed help calculating the number of food and drinks they'd need for a party. Their teacher responds...
"What's the equation? (occasion)"
The parents that started the wildfire with their gender reveal party announced what they will name their baby.
Why didn’t the old man want to join the socialist party?
Because he was antisocial
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
After my son’s team won the soccer game, the goalkeeper invited us to his house for a party.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
After my son’s team won the tournament, the goalkeeper invited the two of us to a party afterwards.
It was the father, the son, and the goalie host.
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