My wife arranges the dinner plates in order of the year they were bought.
The doctor says it’s a rare dish order.
Why did the Star Wars movies came out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…?
Because "in charge of scheduling, the Yoda was."
King Charles is Considering Bestowing the Order of the British Empire on Seafood
My friend claims that there are no English words where the vowels are in order.
I think he’s just being facetious.
James Bond thought he would be able to color-stain his clothes using herbs in order to blend in with the local natives.
But he had no thyme to dye.
Why did the escaped convict order pancakes instead of a waffle at the Waffle House?
Pancakes are completely off the grid.
This came to mind while making breakfast this morning.
A string walks into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, but no strings allowed.” He goes outside, cuts his hair and ties himself into a knot. He goes back inside to order a drink. The bartender asks, “Hey, aren’t you that same string from earlier?”
The string replied, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”
I walked into a fast food restaurant, placed my order, and took my empty cup to the fountain drink dispenser. I was shocked to see both Cocacola and Pepsi products being sold.
Finally, a true bipartisan-sip.
A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. They sit down and order their drinks, the bartender asks "What are your blood types?" The priest says "A," the minister says, "AB+" and the rabbit says
"I think I might be a typo".
What did the person on the Supreme Court order at Starbucks?
Every year I would put cereal in the cupboard in order from the day that I purchased them..
I guess you could say I was a cereal dater..
His Royal Highness The Royal Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Extra Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Member of the Order of Merit, Grand Master and First and Principal Knight Grand Cross
Well, it turns out that Ol’ Saint Nick needs to be filled with magic hot air after placing presents under the tree in order to go back up the chimney.
At least that’s what I told my kid when he said he’d snuck downstairs late Christmas Eve and saw mommy inflating Santa Claus.
What did the mouse order at mcdonalds?
Why did the hippy order chicken nuggets?
The order in which come things
What is wrong with this joke?
why did the transgender man order a salad?
because he was a herbivore
The AI software in my new car is equipped with emotional response technology. For example, in order to stop I’m required to tell it my life story.
Apparently that’s how you depress the brakes.
McDonald's: Where you can order anything from the menu...
... and still end up with #3.
Bob Marley and the Wailers visit a cafe and order muffins. The waiter asks them what they would like on their muffins.
Bob replies: "I like jammin', and I hope they like jammin' too?"
Every day, a doctor would go to the same bar and order a chestnut daiquiri. One day, the bartender ran out of chestnut and used hickory instead. The doctor came in, sipped it, and exclaimed, “Ew! What is this?!”. The bartender replied:
“That’s a hickory daiquiri, doc!”
So this fly pulls up in the drive-thru, and the lady says; May I take your order?
The fly says: I'll have a number two.
What did the blind man order from the ice cream truck?
What did the skeleton order with its beer?
What did the vegetarian cannibal order as a side dish?
What does batman order at the restaurant?
Why did the angry customer order Sierra Mist?
What is Batman's regular order at the bar?
Everytime I order coffee at Starbucks they give me a tea with the name "Travis" on it.
I've decided that life is too short and that in order to do the things I really want to do I should stop procrastinating
I'm gonna start the week after next
The actor from Breaking Bad decided to experiment with drugs in order to know how to better preform his character.
The reason Harry Potter had such a hard time in the Order of the Phoenix with the Ministry of Magic is because…
He burned too many Umbridges.
Went to GameStop to use the bathroom, but it was out of order...
I guess I have to keep holding it.
The Vampire double checked the order form to understand why his latest shipment of AB+ was incorrect.
Why did a bunch of DC superheroes only order frozen water at the bar?
They were part of the just ice league.
My wife asked if we could serve our guests dinner and dessert at the same time in order to save time.
I said “Sure, pizza cake.”
A nurse hands the doctor a sheet of paper telling him: "Here doctor is the list of donor hearts, kidneys & livers. All in alphabetical order."
The doctor replies: "Wow nurse! That's very
Organ-ized!"
I made a big take-out order at a cannibal diner the other day
The cashier said "you need a hand with that?". I replied "no thanks, I've got two beefy arms right here!".
A string walks into a bar and goes to order a drink. The bartender asks... Haven't I seen you here before?
The string replies...frayed knot.
If you're waiting for the waiter to order,
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
In charge of numbering, Yoda was.
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