Teacher: What is the opposite of Anti-biotics?
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What is the opposite of isolate?
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What's the opposite of formaldehyde?
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What's the opposite of bologna?
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The opposite of cancer...
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The opposite of the opposite of wrong is not wrong,..
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What is the opposite of "always won't take them down"?
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What's the opposite of a waterfall?
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Whats the opposite of minimum?
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If pro is the opposite of con,
is progress the opposite of congress?
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Whatβs the opposite of soup?
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I saw my ex girlfriend standing on the opposite side of the museum hall, and I was too self conscious to say hello.
There was so much history between us.
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Shout out to the people asking what the opposite of in is.
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What is the opposite of a βBooby Trapβ?
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What is the opposite of Manchester United?
It's not Manchester City or Liverpool.
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Ans: Woman breasts are Divided
PS. Thought of it as a kid. Very high probability that other people have also thought of this. Cracked this in front of a friend who asked me to post here.
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What do you call the opposite of a monopoly?
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What is the opposite of Dominos?
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We may have Easter in spring, but in the opposite end of the year,
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Why is an antacid the opposite of a time machine?
Because its a reflux incapacitator
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My daughter asked me what the opposite of isolate is.
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︎ Mar 21 2020
I asked my cat what the opposite of "her" is.
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Instead of going to the beach, many mathematicians are dividing the opposite side of a right triangle over the adjacent side
They say it's a better way to get a tan.
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Whatβs the opposite of a hetero scythe?
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What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
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Shout out to anyone who doesn't know what the opposite of in is
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Whats the opposite of nickle back?
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What's the opposite of a pepper rifle?
Assault rifle. (Credit to my wife)
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What is the opposite of irony?
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Whatβs the opposite of Himalayan salt?
Herastandin pepper.
Courtesy of my very own father
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What's the opposite of Microsoft Office?
Macrohard Onfire.
Ps: not my original joke, shared from a WhatsApp group.
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r/showerthoughts is the opposite of a conspiracy theory.
Youβre being brain washed.
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The opposite of a Hitler mustache
Jew Man Chu
So some coworkers were recently discussing what a fu manchu was and it was pointed out that the space under the nose is typically shaved, basically making it an inverted hitler stache
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Whatβs the opposite of Florida?
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What's the opposite of a Banana Republic
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Whatβs the opposite of sad pie night?
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If the opposite of pros are cons, then the opposite of progress is...
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Say the opposite of these words.
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Always
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Coming
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From
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Take
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Me
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Down
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Whats the opposite of shout out?
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So there was an event in my town, a big group of people stood in the queue, and at the opposite direction there was a second line, the first people from the each line would walk in the between of those and punch each other, and then the second people go and punch themselves ect. They called it a...
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︎ Nov 14 2019
If twilight is the opposite of dawn then...
A drop of twilight and grease is there
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︎ Oct 16 2019
I spent 10 minutes trying to remember what the opposite of "night" was..
In the end I had to call it a day..
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︎ May 16 2019
What's the opposite of urine?
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Whats the opposite of a meme?
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︎ Oct 17 2019
What's the opposite of luck?
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Whatβs the opposite of sprite
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What's the opposite of the Wright brothers?
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Why was the ratio of the side opposite an angle to the hypotenuse sick?
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︎ Jul 09 2019
Shout out to all those people who are wondering what the opposite of in is.
Edit: if youβre wondering if I hate myself for saying this, I do... but itβs pretty funny. Thank you for enjoying it as well!
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The opposite of Amen is...
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What is the opposite of an actor?
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- What is the opposite of Minimum ? - Minidad
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What's the opposite of an atheist?
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What is the opposite of a protein?
An amateur teen ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
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How is the opposite of kneeling, Mexican bowling?
Because the opposite of kneeling is elbowling
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Whats the opposite of quinoa?
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Whatβs the opposite of YouTuber?
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Whatβs the opposite of isolate?
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Whatβs the opposite of a waterfall?
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Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
What's the opposite of opposite?
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The opposite of isolate is....
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Whatβs the opposite of soup?
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Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
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︎ Jun 19 2019
What's the opposite of formaldehyde?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
If the opposite of βproβ is βconβ,
Then the opposite of βprogressβ is βCongressβ
(Dads can be woke too)
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︎ Jun 28 2019
Shout out to people who don't know what the opposite of in is
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︎ Sep 17 2019
What is the opposite of a waterfall?
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︎ Jan 08 2020
Whatβs the opposite of a waterfall?
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Shout out to the people who are wondering what the opposite of in is.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
Say the opposite of each of these words
- Always
- Coming
- From
- Take
- Me
- Down
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What is the opposite of minimum?
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What the opposite of Microsoft Office?
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︎ May 20 2019
Shout out to the people who donβt know what the opposite of in is.
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︎ Dec 29 2018
If con is the opposite of pro, then
Is Congress the opposite of progress?
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︎ Jun 25 2019
Whatβs the opposite of Easter?
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What is the opposite of Microsoft Office?
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︎ May 03 2019
Shout out to anyone who doesn't know what the opposite of in is
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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
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Since con is the opposite of pro...
it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?!
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What is the opposite of firefly?
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The opposite of a firefly...
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Whatβs the opposite of irony?
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︎ Jan 01 2019
Shout out to the people who ask what the opposite of "in" is.
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Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of "in" is.
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What is the opposite of my father?
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Isn't the opposite of progress.. congress?
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What's the opposite of Wrinkly?
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︎ Apr 09 2019
Say the opposite of each of these words in order:
- Always
- Coming
- From
- Take
- Me
- Down
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