Polar opposite Puns

A list of puns related to "Polar opposite"

As my wife gazes at our son, I realise we are polar opposites ...

She's thinking: I want another boy...

And I'm thinking: Boy, you want another...

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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Are penguins and puffins similar?

No. They are polar opposites.

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👤︎ u/L3xicaL
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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Polar bears have been introduced in the Antarctic. What are these polar bears now called?

Polar opposite bears

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👤︎ u/everflow
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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What do you call a polar bear that faces North and a polar bear that faces South?

Polar Opposites.

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👤︎ u/xoriatis71
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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Did you hear about the three bears that were competing for the same job?

It was a grizzly competition between polar opposites but, in the end, one was way more koalafied.

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👤︎ u/mrthatsthat
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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What dose polar bears and penguins have in common?

Nothing they are polar opposite

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👤︎ u/i-am-a-gamingnerd
📅︎ Mar 07 2019
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Why didn't the penguin and the polar bear get along?

Because they were polar opposites!

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👤︎ u/mayormcturtle
📅︎ Sep 14 2015
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