That’ll be the Peer review.
They took the elevader.
I'm honestly so sorry
He'd been taking over people's bodies and making them smuggle crack across the border.
He's being charged with possession.
Apparently, they are changing Legolas' name to 'Duplolas' in this version.
She’s Tolkien in her sleep again.
He had bad manors.
But he came fifth and won a toaster instead.
It’s hobbit forming.
Ok, ok, it’s just a joke, don’t Mordor me.
To ghetto the other side
It’s about a newborn Frodo and you can hear everything he’s thinking. It’s called Look Who’s Tolkien Now.
Must have been addictive. Or, at least, Hobbit forming.
Sauron could use some Visine.
Now I'm Legoless
They don't even have a Tolkien black guy
Attempted Mordor
Because it's against the lore.
Because old Hobbits die hard...
Serfs up!
It's very hobbit forming.
You could say I won the LOTR-ey.
They also do takeaways
I also do takeaway.
He had a severe case of Darth ritis
The most prominent elf we know, grew up legoless
I said, it was just what the Doctor ordered.
Because you can't take the lord's name in vein
...pew pew pew!!!
But it was in the title all along and I should have expected an appearance from Elvish Presley.
…he was visiting patients in a brand new hospital. He'd been shown into a ward and began chatting to a patient who replied:
"Fair fa your honest soncie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin race, Aboon them a' you take your place, Painch, tripe or thairm, As lang's my airm"
Confused, Cameron grinned and moved to the next patient and said hello. The patient replied:
"Some hae meat and canna eat, And some was eat that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, So let the Lord be thankit"
Even more confused, he moved to the next patient and before he could say hello the patient chanted:
Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie! Thou need na start awa sae hasty, Wi' bickering brattle!"
Seriously concerned about his safety Cameron hastened away and then turned to the ward sister and asked; "What kind of facility is this? A mental ward?"
She replied "No Prime Minister, it’s the Burns unit."
A caretaker at Beethoven's grave was busy trimming around the headstone when he heard a faint noise coming from the grave. He put his ear to the ground and, sure enough, he distinctly heard something
He called over his boss to come listen and find out if he heard the same thing. His boss heard something too, but he couldn't quite make it out
Fearing the supernatural, they called the local priest. The priest knelt down and put his ear to the ground as well. "Yes. I hear it," he said. "I think it's Beethoven's 9th symphony"
The priest called on Sister Mary Francis, because she was quite the Beethoven fan, always listening to his music on her headphones. She confirmed:
"Yes, it is the 9th symphony that you hear. Wait a minute. Now I hear the 8th symphony. And now the 7th!"
The priest's face went stark white as he exclaimed, "Oh, Lord. Beethoven is decomposing!"
My wife said i had been Tolkien in my sleep
But apparently I was just Tolkien in my sleep.
But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
Apparently I was Tolkien in my sleep again
I’ve been Tolkien in my sleep.
I’ve been Tolkien in my sleep.
But John came fifth and received a toaster.
I guess I was Tolkien in my sleep.
