In that sense, he was on the money.
Although now he's been busted.
She probably gets royalties
He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
It's all about raisin awareness.
It's pretty cut and dry.
They were right. I should have waited until next week.
She said it was a waist of time.
It's an equal Adderall triangle.
Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!
Man, De Lorain
"It should, it was fresh ground this morning. "
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
A paramedic
Astronomical!
He didn't habanero
Because they don’t do the heroes justice
Swiss, it’s the holiest
But he hesitated.
Decepti Con
I replied "yeah, but at least she has a nice personality."
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
Dear son,
Merry Christmas!
PS: do your homework.
PPS: do your chores.
PPPS: go outside and play and stop playing video games
PPPPS: you're a fatboy, fattie. You eat too much crap food.
PPPPPS: we're shipping you off to military school next year!
...San Diego.
Me: No, it's only one foot.
Especially if my last words were "Help! I fell in the wall!"
Used the wrong flower
A bookwarm 🐛☀️
...don't know what the opposite of in is!
Oops, they were out of thyme.
It was warm and well thawed out.
I answered: "It is, but only margarinely more."
Note: this really happened.
I said, “Well, if you incest”.
I was dad on arrival.
But people in Abu Dhabi Do!
Cause it was a real rock concert
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
"by the window," the sunflower responded. "I'm only here for a light meal."
To be honest, I just don't see myself wearing it.
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Grahamma and Grahampa
The fans responded: "Because your music just raisinates with us!"
Laughing off the pun his fans had just made, the grape replied: "Well, that's raisinable!"
I named him Meat Loaf because he would do anything for love, but he won’t do that.
In that regard, he was on the money.
Although now he's been busted.
